"Bride of Chucky"
Review written by: Alex Sandell

What's the story?

Some chick with big boobs (Jennifer Tilly) and a strong love of Martha Stewart and serial-killers brings Chucky back to life using her "Voodoo For Dummies" book. Chucky then kills her, and puts her soul into a (pretty hot looking, for plastic) female doll. The two proceed to go on an over-the-top killfest as they try to reach the amulet which will allow them to become human, once again. Ah, the romance.

So how is it? (Get to the point, already)

It depends on how you view it. The movie doesn't take itself seriously, and if you follow its lead you're going to have a lot of fun (as long as you don't mind your murders served up really bloody, and your horror topped with extra cheese)!

This film winks an eye at every horror fan, and then gives them the finger. It knows it sucks, and because of that, it's far and away the best of the "Child's Play" series (which, admittedly, isn't saying much).

It plays up the "stoopid humor" angle so well, you find yourself doing more than just laughing AT it (as is the case with most low-budget horror flicks), but WITH it. And trust me, the whole time you're laughing, it's laughing back atcha.

So, take off your thinking cap, put on your favorite "slasher" T-shirt, and laugh your ass off as you roll your eyes and moan. It's kinda like sex, only it won't get offended when you laugh at it.

What does it make you feel like eating?

Cheese. Lots of it.

What are you selling us here???

"Anatomically Correct Chucky Sex Dolls". Hmm . . . Also, a really bad heavy metal soundtrack.

If it won an Oscar, what would it be?

"The movie you'll least like to admit you liked" - You

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