WARNING!

The material contained inside may be considered by some to be of a "pornographic" nature. Due to the fact that the "some" that may view it as "pornographic" are generally uptight little pricks with no sense of humor and a hatred of their own sexuality but a love of lawsuits, please do not enter if you are under 18.

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