After two mega-successful movies, the producers of Alien 3, decide to hire a basically unknown director (David Fincher) who has worked on a few MTV videos.  This would definitely be a good idea, IF YOU'RE A RETARD!  The overly-stylish beginning has some potential, but then the movie turns to crap, and leads us toward this labyrinth filled finale that is the most ludicrous thing I've seen this side of Jason jumping bodies in Jason Goes to Hell:  The Final Friday.

I'd give it 4 Juicy squirts out of a possible 10

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