This movie is about as funny as vaginal dryness.  If you like this film, you need to drop out of college and drink less.  I'm not saying there's anything wrong with drinking, being that I like the occasional beer or 27, but Animal House is an EXCUSE, rather than a COMEDY.  Drink all you want, Animal House says it's okay, right?  It allows you to be a "rebel" during your college years and to sellout when you graduate.  Get a fucking life.  If you're a REAL rebel, you'd drop the fuck out of college, get a job, and drink the fuck on your own. 

I'd give it 2 Juicy squirts out of a possible 10

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