How can you tell the difference between Gilligan's Island and Cast Away? Cast Away is the 3 hour FedEx ad. The product placements in this movie (there are also ads for Snickers and a million other things we don't need) are nearly unreal. I had to ask the person I went with to pinch me, just to make sure I wasn't having a nightmare. The movie itself isn't that bad. It isn't a classic, by any means, but Tom Hanks playing with himself on an Island for over an hour is actually pretty entertaining. I hope that didn't come off as sick as it sounded. Overweight Tom Hanks has sexy boobies.
I'd give it 7 Juicy squirts out of a possible 10
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