Yes, Kevin Costner did make a good movie once.  Currently, a Kevin Costner film can't even out gross the third Pokemon movie (briefly playing at a theater near you!).  Maybe if he stars in a movie with someone from Cheers, and a talking baby, and then Quentin Tarantino puts him in a film, things will start happening.  Just remember, Kevin: avoid those cultish vanity projects like the plague, when you're back up at the top.  A Battlefield Earth can throw you down just as fast as a Pulp Fiction can bring you up.  Also, get a little bit fat.  A little gut worked wonders for Travolta, until he decided to play a dorky alien that looked like a weird White Zombie/Bob Marley hybrid.

I'd give it 10 Juicy squirts out of a possible 10

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