(Read this update straight through before clicking any of the links, or the whole "flow" thing will be sorta off.)
What I REALLY want for my birthday is . . .
A doctor with a brain.
A corporation with a heart.
A Christian Coalition member with a soul.
A porn star without implants.
A baby without tears.
A mother with an "off" switch.
A 12-pack of beer with no hangover.
A citizen of France with a pleasant attitude.
A Michael Jackson with pigmentation.
A brain that doesn't give me seizures.
A world without the death penalty.
A girlfriend that doesn't cheat.
A head without an ache.
A computer that never goes obsolete.
A mayor that is nice.
A good Star Wars prequel.
A candidate to concede.
A person as generous as Enid.
A cure for a dog's bad kidneys.
A new Super Juicy Topless Girl.
A lawyer that really IS only thinking of my best interests.
A collection agency to get off my back.
A homeless person to feel worthy.
A refund for the movie I never watched.
A response from Toys R Us.
A good writing job.
A "out-of-business" sign on every McDonald's.
A lot of feedback on this update.
A patch for every broken heart.
A chance to tell my grandfather that I loved him.
A family that doesn't fight.
A friend that doesn't falter.
A good eight hours sleep.
Ralph Nader for President,
John Lennon alive.
"You say you want a revolution, well, you know,
we all want to change the world."
October 9th, 1940 - December 8th, 1980
Everything but the picture and the quote is ©2000 Alex Sandell [All Rights Reserved]. Copy this without my permission and the other thing I'll want for my birthday is your head on a fucking platter.
Back to The Juicy Cerebellum