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How too git wutever womin yoo want, in won ez step
Helo agin. Its mee agin. Bubba Dorkweiner. I wons sed won time I due not much like righting much, so of corse I wuz surpreyesed as al of yoo too sea me bak. Butt, aftur my furst paige wuz so populir, and wel receeved, the NBA as-ked me if I wood bee abel too right anuther paige for my paige. So sinse it wuz the NBA, and all I said "o-k."
Sinse the NBA red at my last up-daite how much luckey I wuz wit' my momma befour shee went to Hevan, thay thot I wood bee the perfact persin to help les fourtinate peepal then me to git a daite. Beecuz let us face it, it is not vary ez four a huntar, end gun-phanetic to git a womin. I think jist cuz wee're not French, oar somthin.
Sew, wen u spend moast of ure life at rallyies in souport of the NBA, and the othar most of ure life hunting thangs, how our u sewposed to git a womin? I kan tel u how too dew it in won ez step!
How? Yoo ask? How dew yoo think, Eyenstine? Git a gun!
Womin like it beg, and
hard, like a gun! In a move-e I seen won day, caled Woo Fraymed Rogir Rabit, a gurl
says too a guy, "iz that a gun in ure pockit, oar our yoo jist
hapee too sea me?" I didant git most of that move-e, cuz it wus compleekayted, butt I
did undur stand its mesage about how a womin likes notheen moor then a hornee guy pointeng
a gun at hur.
And thare yoo half it. How too git a womin in won ez step. Or, evin moor betar, go out end git ureself a gurl!
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