Hey, what are you doing here?  Didn't I tell you this thing was CLOSED???

Let me spell it out for you:  YOU CAN'T WIN!  YOU ARE TOO LATE!  THE CONTEST IS OVER. 

Think of all you could have received, for free, if only your entry came in on time.  Maybe a whole new life.  Now you get nothing.  Nothing at all.   So, go away.  That's right, go cry to momma.  Life isn't fair.