when I was a kid,

I found

BEER in the

Woods

by this

College.

me and my

FRIEND

drank

one bottle

each. we got (sort of) drunk.

Speaking of friends,

I thought I had a good friend a little bit ago.

his EX-girlfriend

LIED

and she

cheated

on him.

I told him about it. He couldn't handle the truth. He said he

LOVED
her

Then she

LIED

to him some more and now he

STOPPED

being friends with me. But he's going out with her again, so now she's not his

EX
but you can bet your ass she's still sucking other guys'

DICKS

behind his back. She's just that way. But he says he

LOVES
her

so, I guess another dick or two in her

MOUTH

doesn't really bother him. Maybe she'll suck

MINE!

My Dad Was Camping

and he took A PICture

of my MOM

skinny DiPPing.

She

was

NAKED!

boy, was she ever mad. She made him throw out the entire roll of film, so no one would

SEE IT!!!

 

You

know

the

routine,

just

click it.


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