when I was a kid,
I found
BEER in the
Woods
by this
College.
me and my
FRIEND
drank
one bottle
each. we got (sort of) drunk.
Speaking of friends,
I thought I had a good friend a little bit ago.
his EX-girlfriend
LIED
and she
cheated
on him.
I told him about it. He couldn't handle the truth. He said he
LOVED
her
Then she
LIED
to him some more and now he
STOPPED
being friends with me. But he's going out with her again, so now she's not his
EX
but you can bet your ass she's still sucking other guys'
DICKS
behind his back. She's just that way. But he says he
LOVES
her
so, I guess another dick or two in her
MOUTH
doesn't really bother him. Maybe she'll suck
MINE!
My Dad Was Camping
and he took A PICture
of my MOM
skinny DiPPing.
She
was
NAKED!
boy, was she ever mad. She made him throw out the entire roll of film, so no one would
SEE IT!!!
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