11/28/03 Review of Master and Commander:  The Far Side of the World added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

11/25/03 Review of The Missing added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

11/23/03 Review of The Two Towers: Special Extended DVD Edition added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

11/20/03 Review of The Cat in the Hat added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

11/19/03 Review of Gothika added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

11/13/03 Review of Looney Tunes:  Back in Action added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

11/7/03 Review of Elf added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

11/4/03 Review of The Matrix Revolutions added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

11/2/03 Review of Brother Bear added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

11/1/03 Violent movies are corrupting our youth!

10/31/03 Review of In the Cut added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

10/23/03 Review of Scary Movie 3 added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

10/22/03 Review of Pieces of April added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

10/16/03 Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

10/11/03 Review of House of the Dead added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

10/10/03 Review of The Lord of the Rings:  The Fellowship of the Ring, The:  Special Extended DVD Edition added today!

10/08/03 Review of Mystic River added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost)every movie ever created!"

10/07/03 Review of Kill Bill added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/26/03 Review of Under the Tuscan Sun added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/24/03 Review of The Rundown added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/22/03 Review of Secondhand Lions added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/19/03 Review of Lost in Translation added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/18/03 Review of The Fighting Temptations added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/17/03 Review of Underworld added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/13/03 Review of Cabin Fever added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/12/03 Review of Once Upon a Time in Mexico added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/28/03 Review of Jeepers Creepers 2 added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/14/03 Review of Open Range added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/13/03 Review of Freddy Vs. Jason added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/7/03 Review of S.W.A.T. added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/31/03 Review of American Wedding added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/24/03 Review of Seabiscuit added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/23/03 Review of Spy Kids 3-D:  Game Over added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/16/03 Review of Bad Boys II added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/9/03 Review of Pirates of the Caribbean:  Curse of the Black Pearl added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/2/03 Review of Legally Blonde:  Red, White & Blonde added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/1/03 Review of Terminator 3:  Rise of the Machines added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/30/03 Remembering Katharine Hepburn.

6/26/03 Review of Charlie's Angels:  Full Throttle added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/23/03 Review of 28 Days Later added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/18/03 Review of Hulk added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/13/03 Review of Rugrats Go Wild added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/12/03 Review of Hollywood Homicide added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

5/30/03 Review of Wrong Turn added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

5/28/03 Review of Finding Nemo added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

5/14/03 Review of The Matrix Reloaded added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

5/01/03 Review of X2: X-Men United added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/24/03 Review of Identity added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/18/03 Review of Malibu's Most Wanted added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/16/03 Review of Bulletproof Monk added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/15/03 Review of A Mighty Wind added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/11/03 Review of Anger Management added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/2/03 Review of Phone Booth added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/27/03 Review of The Core added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/24/03 The 75th Annual Academy Awards:  You can't take it with you, but somebody will auction it off on eBay, after you're gone ...

3/20/03 Review of Dreamcatcher added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/15/03 Review of Willard added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/14/03 Review of The Hunted added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/7/03 Review of Tears of the Sun added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/5/03 Review of Bringing Down the House added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

2/24/03 Review of The Life of David Gale added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

2/18/03 Review of Old School added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

2/13/03 Review of Daredevil added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

2/11/03 Review of Talk to Her added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

2/10/03 Review of The Hours added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

2/5/03 Review of Final Destination 2 added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

1/31/03 Review of Darkness Falls added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

1/19/03 Review of Chicago added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

1/18/03 Review of The Pianist added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

1/8/03 Review of Narc added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

12/30/02 Review of Gangs of New York added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

12/25/02 Review of Catch me if you Can added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

12/25/02 Review of Adaptation added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

12/24/02 Review of About Schmidt added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

12/22/02 Review of The Lord of the Rings:  The Two Towers added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

12/14/02 Review of Star Trek: Nemesis added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

11/27/02 Star Wars VS. Lord of the Rings!  The battle has been born again (sorta like Jesus, but not quite as important, or anything)!

11/22/02 Review of Die Another Day added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

11/14/02 Review of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

11/11/02 Review of Bowling for Columbine added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

11/8/02 Review of 8 Mile added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

11/5/02 Review of Far From Heaven added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

10/23/02 Review of Ghost Ship added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

10/17/02 Review of The Ring added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

10/4/02 Review of Red Dragon added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/19/02 Review of Sweet Home Alabama added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/29/02 Review of Feardotcom added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/9/02 Review of Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/8/02 Review of xXx added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/2/02 Review of Signs added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/26/02 Review of Austin Powers in Goldmember added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/19/02 Review of K-19: The Widowmaker added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/18/02 Box Office Jesus has arrived!

7/13/02 Review of Road to Perdition added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/12/02 Review of Halloween: Resurrection added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/11/02 Review of Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/10/02 Review of Reign of Fire added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/20/02 Review of Minority Report added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/18/02 Review of Hannibal added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/14/02 Review of Scooby-Doo added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/13/02 Review of The Bourne Identity added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

5/17/02 The Lord of the Rings:  The Fellowship of the Ring VS. Star Wars:  Episode 1 - Attack of the Clones.  It's the biggest battle of the geeks to date!  Updated daily!  Enjoy!

5/16/02 Review for Star Wars:  Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

5/13/02 Review for About a Boy added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

5/9/02 Spider-Mail!

5/3/02 Review for Spider-Man added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/22/02 Review for Jason X added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/19/02 Review for The Scorpion King added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/12/02 Review for The Sweetest Thing added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/2/02 Review for Margarita Happy Hour added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/28/02 Review for Panic Room added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/25/02 The 74th Annual Academy Awards:  Oscar Takes Over the World!  Sarcastic Academy coverage has become an annual Juicy tradition, and a favorite of readers everywhere.  

3/15/02 Review for Ice Age added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/14/02 Review for Resident Evil added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/8/02 Review for The Time Machine added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

3/1/02 Review for We Were Soldiers added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

2/20/02 The Royal Tenenbaums and I am Sam reviews added today, plus an Academy moment and rant over product placements in a certain movie!

2/17/02 Celluloid Sandell Bros. review Monster's Ball, Ghost World, Mulholland Dr., The Man Who Wasn't There and more, in today's update!

2/16/02 Part six (the final part) of the 30 Juiciest Romances of the Past 30 Years!

2/14/02 Part five of the 30 Juiciest Romances of the Past 30 Years!  Just in time for Valentine's day we enter the top 10 greatest romances ever created!

2/12/02 Official Nominations for the 74th Annual Academy Awards (and all my opinions on them)!

2/12/02 Part four of the 30 Juiciest Romances of the Past 30 Years!  This one is just totally weird.

2/11/02  Part three of the 30 Juiciest Romances of the Past 30 Years!  Is there a rule that updates about movies can't turn into political rants, rants against feminists and jabs at the youth of today?  Well, if there is, I just broke it. 

2/8/02 Part two of The 30 Juiciest Romances of the Past 30 years! This makes part one look like a big pile of crap!

2/7/02 The 30 Juiciest Romances of the Past 30 Years!  Just in time for Valentine's day comes a week long look at the best romances of the last 3 decades!  This is the most unconventional, anomalous, audacious list of romances available online, or off!

1/22/02  The Celluloid Sandell Bros. take on the Artsy-Fartsy Academy Awards Candidates!  Get our take on the films that will be nominated for the big awards, and look at some neat pictures!

1/21/02 59th Annual Golden Globes Update: Start On A Downer And End On An Up!

1/20/02 Celluloid Sandell Bros. Episode 5!  This is BY FAR the best "episode" yet! 

1/17/02 Celluloid Sandell Bros. Episode 4!  The Sandell boys go to head to head on Lord of the Rings!

1/16/02 My FULL-LENGTH review of The Shipping News is here! 

1/15/02 Celluloid Sandell Bros. Episode 3!  There's a big surprise in this one!

1/14/02 Celluloid Sandell Bros. Episode 2!  This update is so great, I could just cream, and I'm able to say braggy things like that, since I'm not the only one writing it!

1/13/02 Celluloid Sandell Bros.!  Meet the freaks I like to call, "family!"

1/5/02 The Lord of the Rings' Post Holiday Plunge:  A day to day way to say, I told you so!  This update will be updated EVERY DAY for the next month!  

1/2/02 Things to do in 2002: Love, Puppies and Genital Warts!  The first update of the year is here!

12/22/01 And you can keep your pathetic Middle Earth!: The day the geeks went home! Hey geeks, the truth is out there! 

12/21/01 And the Geeks Shall Inherit the (Middle) Earth - Longtime Cerebellum fans are gonna LOVE this one!

12/20/01 Complacent Al agrees with ALL the Sacred Cows!

11/16/01 Review for Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

10/22/01 Review for From Hell added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

10/19/01 Me, Myself and ILM! An update over two years in the making, finally completed, and online, for your viewing pleasure!

9/7/01 Review for The Musketeer added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/1/01 Review for Jeepers Creepers added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/27/01 The super funny update that will make you take your clothes off.

8/16/01 Review for Rat Race added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/14/01 Every Juicy Movie Thing That You've Ever Wanted To Know Part 5 (the "perfect 10" movies)

8/12/01 Review for American Pie 2 added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/10/01 Review for The Others added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/8/01 Every Juicy Movie Thing That You've Ever Wanted To Know Part 4 update added, featuring the movies I'd rate an 8 or a 9, on a scale of 1-10, added today!

8/8/01 *BONUS 2 UPDATES IN ONE DAY!* Every Juicy Movie Thing That You've Ever Wanted To Know Part 3 update added, featuring the movies I'd rate a 6 or 7, on a scale of 1-10, AND, buried within that update, the NEW Star Wars:  The Phantom Menace review where I tear myself in TWO over my original critique of the film!  You guys have always loved when I rip apart dickweeds like, "Tex," well, I'm finally pointing that finger at myself, and it is so nasty, I nearly feel sorry for me!

8/7/01 Every Juicy Movie Thing That You've Ever Wanted To Know Part 2

8/6/01 Every Juicy Thing That You've Ever Wanted To Know!  ALL the movies over the past five years that you've ever wondered about!

7/28/01 Review for Planet of the Apes added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/18/01 Review for Jurassic Park III added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/3/01 Review for Scary Movie 2 added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/28/01 Jack Lemmon dead at 76.

6/27/01 Review for A. I. added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/21/01 Hey kids, enjoy your movies and music while you can, because, he's Coming to take your freedoms away!

6/19/01 Review for The Fast and the Furious added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/16/01 Review for Atlantis:  The Lost Empire added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/15/01 DELAYED Review for Shrek added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/13/01 Review for Tomb Raider added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

5/07/01 Review for The Mummy Returns added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

4/07/01 7 NEW reviews added to the "B" section of Films from A to Z:  The Definitive and Totally Juicy update on EVERYTHING Celluloid and 12 NEW reviews added to the "C" section!

4/04/01 Films from A to Z:  The Definitive, and Totally Juicy update on EVERYTHING!  

3/26/01 We're Not Worthy:  The 73rd Annual Academy Awards.  In-Your-Mother-Fucking-Face coverage!  Hollywood will hate me!

3/10/01 Remember Kids...It Could Happen to You!!!  I just added chapter 7 (featuring asses).  Go to the convenient new chapter archive to check it out!

3/08/01 Remember Kids...It Could Happen to You!!!  I just added chapter 6.  Go to the convenient new chapter archive to check it out!

3/07/01 Remember Kids...It Could Happen to You!!!  I just added chapter 5.  Go to the convenient new chapter archive to check it out!

3/05/01 Remember Kids...It Could Happen to You!!!  I just added chapter 4.  Go to the convenient new chapter archive to check it out!

3/04/01 Remember Kids...It Could Happen to You!!!  I just added chapter 3.  Go to the convenient new chapter archive to check it out (it's the best one yet)!

3/03/01 Remember Kids...It Could Happen to You!!! Chapter 2 in the chilling ongoing true story of crime and corruption which led to me spending 2 days in the loony bin! 

2/21/01 Coming soon to a webpage near you!  In the spirit of Hollywood, The Juicy Cerebellum adds its first coming attraction! 

2/12/01 The Gore War:  The War on Gore!  What do Al Gore, Joseph Lieberman, George W. Bush, rich corporations and bloodthirsty cannibals have to do with each other? Find out in this update!  Also, find out how you can win a REALLY cool prize!

10/28/00 Review for Blair Witch Project 2:  Book of Shadows added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/17/00 Review for X-Men added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/10/00 All Bets On Juicy:  Scoring Big With the Cerebellum!  Whether you like movies, or not, prepare to laugh, cry, and be offended.  Have a good time!!!

6/26/00 Reviews for Chicken Run and Me, Myself & Irene added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

6/16/00 Review for Shaft added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

5/9/00 Testosterone 2000:  The Juicy Cerebellum's Summer Movie Preview

4/26/00 Review for The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

2/16/00 The Great Disney Monopoly:  Does Walt have Oscar wrapped around his little finger? Scandal or coincidence?  You make the call!

2/11/00 Review for The Beach added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

2/8/00 I know of a HUGE movie-related conspiracy that certain people are trying to keep from you.  Don't see another film without reading this first!  Click now for the truth

2/5/00 Review for Scream 3 added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

1/17/00 From the dozens of emails I've gotten, the "Quickie Reviews" seem like a "hit" (whatever the hell that is)!  Being the compliant bastard I am, I added 3 more.  Read them by clicking now!

1/14/00 "Quickie Reviews" for Magnolia, Topsy-Turvy, Toy Story 2, The Talented Mr. Ripley, The Green Mile, Galaxy Quest, American Pie, Analyze This, The Bone Collector, Bowfinger, Go, and Notting Hill!

12/23/99 Review for Man on the Moon added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

12/22/99 Review for The Hurricane added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

12/20/99 "Q":  A Tribute.  Forever just took a turn for the worse with the death of Desmond Llewelyn!

12/10/99 Review for Bicentennial Man added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

11/23/99 Review for End of Days added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

11/21/99 Review for The World Is Not Enough added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

11/18/99 Review for Sleepy Hollow added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

11/15/99 Review for Dogma added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

11/5/99 Review for The Insider added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

10/30/99 Review for House on Haunted Hill added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

10/12/99 Review for Fight Club added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/16/99 Review for Stigmata added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

9/13/99 Review for American Beauty added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/31/99 More On Movies:  Volume 21!  All the NEWEST news on Indiana Jones, Evil Dead 4, Iron Giant, and the Gigantic Dorks at Warner Brothers!

8/18/99 "Looking Up To The Iron Giant: Letters From the Converted"

8/13/99 "More On Movies" VOLUME 20!  Will Star Wars:  Episode 3 be so depressing regular fans will leave the theater?  Is The Blair Witch beyond lots of makeup and KISS?  Will Warren Beatty be our next president?  Will the Catholic League crumble under its own hypocrisy?  Is The Iron Giant going to survive on word of mouth?

8/12/99 "More On Movies" Volume 19! Discover the best movie that you're yet to see!

8/9/99 Review for The Iron Giant (IE - "best movie of the decade") added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/6/99 Reviews for The Thomas Crown Affair, Mystery Men and The Sixth Sense added today!  "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

8/6/99 "More On Movies" Volume 18! Will there be a Deep Blue Sea cartoon?   What's up with Jurassic Park 3?  Is Marion back in the next Indiana Jones?  It's confirmed . . . The Blair Witch Project sucks!

8/5/99 "MORE ON MOVIES, Volume 17"!

7/30/99 Reviews for Deep Blue Sea and Runaway Bride added today! "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/28/99 "Lights, Camera . . . ASSHOLE!" Meet the world's most bitter columnist!  Watch out, he thinks he's better than you!

7/27/99 "More On Movies:  Volume 14!"  Jaws is back - will Spielberg direct?   A digitally animated Tron?  Old gay guy in The Lord of the Rings!   Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy coming to a theater near you?  Lucas out of a job???

7/26/99 "More On Movies: Volume 13!"  Columbine strikes back!  Kid strikes mom!   Movies make me an atheist who can't stand the world!  Click now to read all about it!

7/23/99 Review for The Haunting added today! "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/21/99 "More On Movies: Volume 11!" The Haunting, Roger Rabbit and Big, Greedy Pricks!

7/19/99 Review for Muppets From Space added today! "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/18/99 Review for The Blair Witch Project added today! "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/17/99 Review for Eyes Wide Shut added today! "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/16/99 Review for Lake Placid added today! "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

7/12/99 "More On Movies:   Volume nine!"  Star Wars in Japan!  Jack Nicholson in a car (accident)!  Madonna in Scream 3!   Adam Sandler insane!  Plus - Salma Hayek's boobs!

7/7/99 "More On Movies:   Volume 6" Get a sneak preview of my "Fourth From Hell" and find out who just may be playing the lead in the next Indiana Jones (if you're thinking Harrison Ford, you may have to think again)!

6/30/99 "More On Movies: volume three!"

6/29/99 "More On movies:   Volume TWO!"  Juicy movie fans, I've done you a favor!   I added the newsletter from today as an update!  Now you can see what you're missing, if you don't sign up!  Check out the reviews, predictions, insider info., and a ton of other useless junk!

6/28/99 "More On Movies" Juicy movie fans, your day has arrived!  Welcome to the world of a weekly columnist, Cerebellum style!  (Yes, it'll actually be up each week, on time, unless it isn't.) Lots of movie news, views, reviews, predictions, insider info, and a ton of other useless junk!

6/14/99 "The Juicy Cerebellum Reader Top 50 (Not Counting Cartoons or Porn)" The votes are in!  What are the Juiciest films out there, according to Juicy fanatics?  Click now to find out!

6/2/99 The 50 Best Movies Ever Made!  You're not Juicy until you've tried them all!

5/24/99 "Star Wars Gets Juicy On Opening Night:  A Report From the Front!"  The movie, the madness, a ton of photos . . . the closest you can get to being there, without smelling the shrapnel!

5/19/99 Review for "STAR WARS:  Episode 1" added today! "The Juicy Cerebellum's more than one line review for (almost) every movie ever created!"

5/17/99 "How to Defeat a Corporation In 23 Easy Steps:  Why 'Moviefone' Must be Destroyed!"

5/14/99 "The Juice On Lucas:  An Interview with George Lucas"  Ever wonder what it would be like to hear George Lucas on truth-serum?  Find out!

5/4/99 "From Tatooine to Colorado:  The Last Hope of a Damned Generation"  Get the Juicy spin on Y2K, Colorado gunmen and "Star Wars"!

4/26/99 "The Way I Remember It"  This month's topic:  The ending of "My Girl."

3/22/99 "Why The 71st Annual Academy Awards Were Longer Than World War II, Itself"

3/8/99 All I have to say about the death of legendary filmmaker, Stanley Kubrick!

12/28/98 Critics On a Mission (To Better Themselves)"

9 NEW movies added 10/31/98 Totally Juicy Horror Movies! Only the best in horror entertainment!

10/23/98 How to Become an Actress in 3 Easy Steps!

7/31/98 After weeks of anticipation, it's finally arrived! Bubba Dorkweiner's take on that movee with lots of blud and guns and stuf.

6 movies reviewed 7/13/98! One of them being the worst action film ever. The Juicy Cerebellum's (almost) one line review for every movie out in 1997!

3/24/98 Why the 70th Annual Academy Awards Were a Great Sedative!

6/13/97 From plotlines to nudity levels, it's all here, in The Juicy Cerebellum's (sort of) Tribute to Friday the 13th!

3/25/97 "Why the 69th Annual Academy Awards Sucked."

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