06/20/08 They're back, mother-fuckers! Review of Motley Crue's new album, Saints of Los Angeles!

10/28/07 Lance Hahn: 1967 - 2007. Another artist gone long before his time.

01/23/06 Blood! Blood! Blood! Review of My Chemical Romance's new album, The Black Parade!

11/12/04 Review of Eminem's new album, Encore!

9/17/04 A World Without Heroes!  Punk officially died, today!  Click now, for Johnny!

7/03/04 Clubbin' and Lovin' in the Twin Cities: Booze, Babes & Rock 'N Roll!!  Want the nightlife in Minneapolis?  This is as close as you're gonna get, unless you're dancin' dirty in a club with me!

10/14/03 Can You Suck Any Harder, Alice?

9/9/03 THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT QUOTE SINCE BUSH CALLED HIMSELF A "COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE" added today!

6/3/03 Sellout freaks, pathetic fucks, and bitches with titties I want to suck!  The new NOFX is out, and I review it.  Don't miss this, even if you AREN'T a fan!

11/5/02 Review of Eminem's film, 8 Mile and his new single, "Lose Yourself!"

6/7/02 Too Tough to Live:  A Tribute to Dee Dee Ramone!

4/29/02 Don't Worry About Me!  The best CD review ever written for this page.  Did I mention I'm naked?

11/5/01 Dead Singers, Retarded Queers and a Naked Guy On Flowers: The 26 Juiciest Rock Albums Ever Created! This update is FIVE YEARS in the making, and had me holding my piss for a record amount of time, as I typed it (11+ hours)!

10/9/01 Mormon Geek, Catholic Freak, and a Real Slow Beat!  Can Alice Cooper make a return to his heavy metal glory days?  Does anyone really care?

4/15/01 HEY HO . . . HE WENT:  A tribute to Joey Ramone  Read this, or leave this page and don't ever come back.

2/6/1 Review of the new Propagandhi release (out today!), "Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes" featuring special guest commentary from Propagandhi's bassist, himself, Todd Kowalski! 

12/2/00 Free Stuff People Send Me To Spray My Juice On # 4: Marilyn Manson's shitty new CD"

6/23/00 My Secret Love Affair With Britney Spears.  I was prepared to deny this story vehemently, but have discovered that Rolling Stone magazine got their grubby hands on it, and are planning to air all my dirty laundry in the issue that hits newsstands in August!  So, get the crap here, first!

6/10/00 My review of NOFX's "Pump up the Valuum" CD 

6/2/00 Respect between sex, specie and environment

5/28/00 My review of Alice Cooper's "Brutal Planet" CD

1/14/99 Dissecting a Headbanger

12/3/99 "Who Wants to be JUICY?: Free stuff people send me to spray my Juice on!" Free stuff people send me to spray my Juice on!" New and improved! Featuring the wonderful punk band, "The Migraines!"

12/1/98 Juicy Gets Sloppy: An Interview With Sloppy Seconds!

11/21/98 Yoko VS Courtney!

5/7/98 Confessions of the World's Greatest 600 Pound Guitar Player!

5/4/97 ten really crappy glam bands the world could have done without

5/1/97 You could spend HOURS at the "Links to the most HORRIBLE sites on the web" section of The Juicy Cerebellum and not have a MOMENT of fun.