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| The God Blog: Blogging With the Lord Written by: God Almighty |
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| "Value" Voters -- Quit Using My Godly Ass! | |||||||||||||||||
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Did any of you catch the ridiculous Family
Research Council's "Value" voters summit? It's put together by a bunch of
whack jobs who use Me to pass their blasphemous right-wing agenda. All the
Republican Presidential Candidates pay lip-service to the Lunatic Fringe
by making outrageous claims and pretending to be "Holy" men. Fred Thompson
came out and said that he had no idea what he'd do during the first 100
days of his Presidency, but he did know what he would do in the first
hour. He said he, "would go
into Oval Office and pray for the wisdom to know what's right. In my first
hour I would pray for the strength to do what's right." This sent the
rabid monkey descendents in the crowd into a frothy frenzy. They stood up
and cheered for what seemed like 5 minutes. Many of them had tears in
their eyes. None of them seemed to give a a shit that the guy had just
said he had "no idea" what he'd do as President -- outside of pray. Well,
Fred, I'm listening and I can hear you no matter where you are, so why
don't you try praying before getting into the Oval Office. Start by
praying that, if elected (Me forbid), you know what the fuck you're going
to do as President in the first 100 days. Next, pray like crazy that you
never make it into the Oval Office as President. Posted by God 10/24/07 2:15 AM CST |
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| George W. Bush is Going to Hell | |||||||||||||||||
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Just a heads up from the Lord.
Posted by God 10/24/07 1:58 AM CST |
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| What if I Was One of Us? | |||||||||||||||||
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That would blow. You guys suck. I created
you in my image or whatever, but man that whole "free will" thing was a
bad idea. If I woulda know you would destroy the planet I created for you
without a care in the world, I would never have let you evolve past the
oozy slime phase of your existence. And forget about the whole "opposable
thumbs" deal. Never woulda happened.
Posted by God 10/24/07 1:18 AM CST |
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