The Juicy Cerebellum will not follow the rules.  The Juicy Cerebellum 
has no sense of what is politically correct, nor does it care.  The 
Juicy Cerebellum
is not safe.  The Juicy Cerebellum will not cater to 
the mainstream.  The Juicy Cerebellum will offend you. The Juicy 
Cerebellum
will not say it is "sorry."  The Juicy Cerebellum doesn't 
"fake it."  The Juicy Cerebellum doesn't "make love;" The Juicy 
Cerebellum
fucksThe Juicy Cerebellum is a middle-finger.  The Juicy 
Cerebellum
is the wettest of orgasms in the beds of the sleaziest of motel rooms.  The Juicy Cerebellum is the private things that go on in the locker room and the dirty thoughts in the back of your head.  The Juicy Cerebellum is everything that you're scared to admit that you are.  The Juicy Cerebellum is more than you'll ever be.  The Juicy Cerebellum is erratic.  The Juicy Cerebellum is fanatic.  The Juicy Cerebellum is insane.  The Juicy Cerebellum is the seizure that cracks open your head and leaves your brain on the floor.  The Juicy Cerebellum is everything that frightens you and all that turns you on.  The Juicy Cerebellum is a way of life.  The Juicy Cerebellum is the product of thousands of ex-girlfriends and millions of broken hearts.  The Juicy Cerebellum is the bastard son of 5,000 horror movies and 2,000,000 family films.  The Juicy Cerebellum is the abortion that was never performed.  The Juicy Cerebellum is the sun that never rises.  The Juicy Cerebellum is not 
your friend.  The Juicy Cerebellum will suck you in and lick the sanity from your mind.

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