The World Wide Wrestling Federation,
In Association with Public Television Broadcasting
and "Pig's Eye" Beer presents:

The Minnesota Gubernatorial Race
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Randy "Macho Man" Savage

Jesse "The Body" Ventura (left) and Randy "Macho Man" Savage gear up for the
gubernatorial fight of their lives!

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first ever
online debate hosted by
Big Bird,
Bubba Dorkweiner
and the ever popular, Mr. Rogers! Plus,
special guest host, creator and editor of
The Juicy Cerebellum,
Alex Sandell!

Click here to enter the debate!
(note to wrestling fans: "click here" means that you simply put the cursor, which is that
little thing that moves around on your computer screen when you move your mouse,
which is that little thing you move to get that other little thing on your screen to move
around, over the words "click here" and click a button on your mouse. If you don't
know what a "button" is, please consult your manual. Thanks - enjoy the debate!)

ęcopyright 1998 Alex Sandell [All Rights Reserved]. If you copy this, I'll get a hold
of Randy and convince him you're a Slim Jim!