Welcome to
Juicy survey number three!

You are about to answer a bunch of really strange questions, please take appropriate measures to avoid vomiting while you type. Good luck!


1- I'm afraid to talk to my close, personal, face-to-face contacts about having sex with roosters:

Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree

2- My face-to-face contacts would think less of me if they knew I visited "The Juicy Cerebellum":

Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree What, are you fucking nuts? I DON'T frequent "The Juicy Cerebellum!"

3- My face-to-face contacts hold things back, in fear that I might strip naked and pee on them:

Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree

4- In seeking support in my face-to-face relationships, I give up and begin masturbating:

Yes No

5- I wouldn't want some of my friends and family to be aware that I have a penis:

Yes No Not all of us have penises, you sexist pig!

6- What's your favorite section of "The Juicy Cerebellum?":



7- How often do you visit/think you'll visit "The Juicy Cerebellum?"

Once a day
Twice at night, and maybe once in the morning
Whenever there's a full moon
I LIVE here!!!
Depends how much you pay me

Include any comments, questions, concerns, or love letters here. Don't forget to send your email address for the UP TO THE MINUTE results:



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Thank you for doing your part to save the world. We DO appreciate your time, and promise to drool on you, if we ever meet.


Alex Sandell made this.
Copyright 1997 [Alex Sandell]. All rights reserved. If you do a survey, think up your own really stupid, pointless, idiotic, mindless questions. I'll give ya a hint, people like masturbation.