Juicy gets Juicy IV:
Nudity For Thought
Written by:  Alex Sandell

Before we get started I feel like I need to make something clear:  The Juicy Cerebellum is anything BUT a site that is going to exploit or objectify women.  Because certain women out their are actually PROUD of the bodies that they have been given, and want to show off the wonderful hooters, knockers, melons, boobies printing job they performed on their chests, certain people are calling ME a *GASP* "sexist."  Why?  Because I think a woman's body is the most stunning work of art ever created?  Because I feel that a soft touch from a woman is a small slice of Heaven?  Because I admit women can't drive worth a shit, and should take a Taxi the next time that they go run my errands?  Because I am willing to admit that the human female is inferior to the dominant male?  NONE of this even REMOTELY makes me a sexist, and if you're dumb enough to think so, you must have a vagina, because no one with a penis is that fucking ignorant.  Now, for anyone here that doesn't blame everything on their cramps, let's look at some pictures:


This lady (I'll call her "Jane") did a great job at making the words VERY visible, so I don't have to really tell you what she has written across her amazingly firm stomach and just above her perky breasts.  I absolutely love her nipples and those things around her nipples that are called the um, "things around her nipples."  They're like a PERFECT circle.  Makes me think she's an android of some sort.  Anyway, I love 'em. 

This is another picture. 

This is my favorite pic.  I love the whole "heart" between her nipples.  I hate to bring up that old T-Shirt that used to be so popular, but "she has a HEART-ON for me."  I can't believe I just brought that up.  Anyway, "Jane," to answer the question you asked me a month ago . . . "hell yes!"

I would thank "Jane" (I don't think I need to use those parenthesis anymore.  I'm sure you all understand that her name's not really "Jane.") on this page, but, since she's a female, I doubt she's able to read.  

ARE YOU FEMALE?  Are you creative?  Adventurous?  Are you over 21 years old and unashamed of your body?  Well then, get out a marker, and ready the camera!  If you love life JUICY, don't just say it, bare it!  Send in your photos!

2000 Alex Sandell [All Rights Reserved].  No parts of this page may be reproduced without express permission given by the author.  No one may reproduce with the lady above without express permission from her vagina.

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