|In Wisconsin -- a state known primarily for its serial killers and inbreeding -- a 36-year-old Minnesotan hunter shot and killed 6 other hunters, after he got lost in the woods and ended up on private property.|
I wonder if the NRA will honor Chai Wang, the misguided and
clueless murderer, for boldly exercising his 2nd Amendment "Rights."
I wouldn't be surprised if Wang receives thousands of newly legal semi-automatic weapons (courtesy of
U.S. Republican Leader George W. Bush, who allowed the ban on semi-automatic
weapons to expire). Maybe they should also give the dipshit a
compass and a map (both Wang and Bush are an need of them).
Is Charlton Heston already setting up plans to visit nearby cities in Wisconsin,
where he can get on stage, hold up a rifle, and
yell, "FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!" (could this please happen soon?
The guy's like 100 and hasn't done anything important for at least two
decades) as families mourn, doors away, over their
dearly departed? Alzheimer's, or not, that Heston sure is a raggedy
prick. Ironically, he may have had a chance at some sort of human
salvation, had John Kerry been elected, rather than George
In happier news, deer have been seen partying and building a shrine to Chai Wang. "He's our new God now," said the great, great grandson of Disney's fictional Bambi. He then went and "got nasty" with a horny descendent of Thumper, named, "Rabbit-Ass-Deposit." Last heard, Bambi's descendent was screaming over how much he liked "big bucks," but he don't know why.
What does this have to do with some nut shooting hunters? If you ask Karl Rove, he'd tell you that it has everything to do with everything that happened since the dawn of man. But, to put it simply, he'd chalk it up to nothing more than a little dash of "Democracy." Of course, Republican style. That isn't really Democracy. It's more like fascism, with some dork in a cowboy hat, telling "y'all" that it's okay.
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