I HATE KIM. I HOPE SHE FALLS INTO A PIT OF HER OWN MASTURBATORY STEW AND DROWNS. I HOPE HER EYEBALLS POP OUT OF HER HEAD AND THE POPE PRONOUNCES HER SATAN. I HOPE HER BREASTS FALL OFF AND ARE MANUFACTURED AS BEANIE BABIES. I HOPE SHE GETS A CLUE AND LEARNS HOW TO SPELL "SUPERFICIAL" INSTEAD OF JUST BEING IT. I HOPE SHE DOES A BETTER JOB OF DISGUISING HER FARTS. I HOPE SHE LEARNS THE MEANING OF THE WORD LIE WHEN THE DEVIL EXPLAINS IT TO HER IN HELL! I HATE KIM! MORE THAN ANYTHING I HOPE SHE FEELS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO FEEL WHAT SHE JUST DID TO ME.

1999 ALEX SANDELL, JUST BECAUSE I HOPE KIM COPIES IT SO I CAN SUE HER ASS OFF IN THE PEOPLE'S COURT!