Whenever I Feel Like I Should Go On A Diet

I look at this picture and order a pizza. After placing the order I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror, think back to the picture above, and wonder if maybe I could stand to gain a few pounds. I then call the pizza place back and tell the friendly girl on the line that I would like to add chicken kickers and cheesy bread to my order, after-all.
--Alex Sandell