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For 11 years, The Juicy Cerebellum has been a thorn in the side of mediocrity. Our authors never pander to any studio, audience or clique. People may not agree with all that is said at this site, but we've found that they generally respect what we're saying. And if they don't? We could give a shit less. Upon being introduced to The Juicy Cerebellum, and its renegade style of writing, the majority of individuals (was that an oxymoron?) trust the site like no other.  We will never be bought off, we will never sell ourselves out, and we will never, ever lie to our loyal readers. The Juicy Cerebellum:  Redefining the Internet since March 14th, 1997.

04/01/08 Review of, Diary of the Dead!
"The first 5 or 10 minutes of George A. Romero's 5th entry in his seemingly un-killable Dead series, Diary of the Dead are the best 5 or 10 minutes in any zombie film since he created and released the original Dawn of the Dead, 2 decades ago." Click to find out if the next 80 minutes can live up to the first 10 and to read the full review!
03/14/08 The Juicy Cerebellum turns 11 today!
How quickly time flies when you're waiting for your work to get noticed and your sorry ass to get paid. So, in lieu of money, let me know how long you've been reading The Juicy Cerebellum. What was the very first update you read? How did you find the page? Do you look good naked? If so, are you single? If you are, do you wanna get laid? Click here to email your answers, congratulations (11 years online is a long fucking time) and/or topless photos with my name on your tits! Someone who was 7 years old when this page started could legally take a picture of her jubblies and send them in. Wow. I feel old. And horny. Jubblies.
03/12/08 Barack Obama -- Flip-Flopper!
Rumored to be Hillary Clinton's newest attack ad in Pennsylvania, painting Barack Obama as a flip-flopper. This one is pretty nasty, but after the "3 A.M." commercial in Ohio, what did you expect? A positive campaign from the Clintons? That's just not how they roll. Press play and enjoy!


03/06/08 Three in the Morning
03/03/08 Hillary Clinton and the Mainstream Media Back in Bizarro World
Being in Bizarro World with Hill, no one in the Mainstream Media points out the irony of the lunatic candidate getting free airtime on David Letterman, Saturday Night Live, 60 Minutes and The Daily Show all within a 5 day period leading up to "Junior Super Tuesday" (Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island and Vermont). Using these valuable media moments the media has given her for free to point out how unfair the media is toward her. Click for full editorial>>>
02/01/08 The Case for Barack Obama; Hillary and the Smell of Mothballs
As a United States Senator, Hillary Clinton has been a rubber stamp for George W. (Pre-emptive War in Iraq, 2001 Bankruptcy Bill, designating the Iranian National Guard as a Terrorist Organization) in much the same way her husband played rubber-stamp to Newt Gingrich and his conservative cronies (WTO, Contract for America, Welfare Reform). Senator Barack Obama pushes us forward without forgetting the past and he's not playing as anyone's stamp -- rubber or otherwise. Click for full article>>>
01/22/08 Review of Academy Award Winner, There Will Be Blood!
There Will Be Blood is one of those movies that's just good enough to make you wish it were better. Overall I liked the movie, but I wanted to love it. And I did until the screenplay got lazy and pulled a "17 years later" type stunt that was uncharacteristic of the deliberately paced, honest and compelling story that preceded it. At over 2 and a half hours There Will Be Blood was still too short. Why? Click for full review>>>
01/17/08 Run, Republican, Run!
I haven't posted a video in a LONG time. This one uses the Nintendo Wii's "Check Mii Out" channel to figure out whether the next President of the United States will be a Republican or a Democrat. And you thought the Wii was "last-gen." Could a last-gen console pick the President? Exactly. Click. Watch. Enjoy. And rate it 5 stars, alright? Click for video>>>
01/09/08 Anybody but Hillary!
President Hillary Clinton will be no better than President George W. Bush. And if you believe anything else you deserve the Clinton you get. Neither Bill or Hillary are Democrats. They run as Democrats, but in their heart of hearts they are Conservative Republicans. Jesus, people -- look at their voting records! It isn't too hard to figure out who they truly represent. Click for full article>>>
01/04/08 Review of Shoot 'em Up!
This is a balls-to-the-wall, explosion of gun-porn that's so crazy it could get the testosterone pumping in a corpse. It's a man, a carrot, a baby in a bullet-proof vest, a thousand dead bodies, a million guns and a billion bullets. And oh, is it ever fun ... Click for full review>>>
 
01/03/08 Review of Alien Vs. Predator !
Even Paul W.S. Anderson's PG-13 AVP abomination left 2 of the greatest monsters in sci-fi history with a little bit of dignity intact. The Brothers Strause, taking a break from making crappy special FX in crappy movies like Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer to instead direct a crappy movie with crappy special FX, have absolutely no ability to properly stage or direct an action or suspense scene; making both creatures look like B-grade monsters that should be hidden in a Black Lagoon somewhere. Click for full review>>>
01/03/08 Review of Academy Award Winner, No Country For Old Men!
No Country for Old Men is a well-crafted film with some quirky, funny dialog and that brutal violence that is becoming a Coen Bros. trademark. Still, when compared to similar Coen output like Fargo and Blood Simple, the movie is a disappointment. It's far too close to Blood Simple for its own good, with the Coen Bros. rehashing many of the same tricks that worked so well for them in the past.  Click for full review>>>
01/03/08 Review of Academy Award Winner, Once!
Horribly shot, horribly lit and filled with mediocre acting and horrible songs, this is one to avoid. Not only isn't it "the best movie of 2007" or "one of the best musicals ever made," it's quite possibly the worst movie to ever receive critical acclaim. I guess what makes this movie "real" is the shaky hand-held camera. It's like Michael J. Fox forgot to take his Parkinson's meds and was told to shoot the movie using his palm as a tripod. Click for full review>>>
01/03/08 Review of You Are Alone!
This movie leaves a lingering feeling of sadness that even a 12 pack of Guinness beer won't wash away. That being said, you may need to suck on a joint or two to smoke away the film's imperfections. The older guy in the movie seems a little TOO out of it to be believable for his age. It seems more like a teenage girl is explaining her sexuality to an asexual 70-year-old extra-terrestrial virgin who is only visiting earth for a day, than it does a teenager explaining her sexual practices to someone from the planet earth in their late 30s with a working penis ..." Click for full review>>>
10/28/07 Lance Hahn 1967 - 2007
There was something special about Lance Hahn's lyrics. Something real. He was the Leonard Cohen or Bob Dylan of the pop-punk world. A true poet whose voice has now been silenced ..." Click for full article/tribute>>>
10/24/07 The God Blog: Blogging With the Lord
George W. Bush won't be the only one crying when he hears what God has to say. God the Blogger may take a few (million) of the self-righteous "Christians" by surprise when he reveals that everything they thought they knew about Him is wrong. Click to hear from the big man in the sky>>>
09/22/07 When God Gets Pissed:
The Day a Storm Destroyed Everything the Burglars Didn't Take
"That lightsaber shed the tiniest bit of blue light into a dark situation. But it couldn't save me from the burglars who were about to bust open my door and rob me blind. No lightsaber could save me from those bastards. And at 4:30 AM they came for me and nearly all that I lived for. But like the armchair revolutionary I am ... I fought the fuck back." Click for full article>>>
09/16/07 Got Rotgut?
"'We're just buying it to get drunk,' she said while hopping up and down like a girl 15 years younger than her 30 years, 'Why pay for flavor?' It seemed like a good point at the time. Her perfectly bouncing boobs may have had something to do with swaying my vote. So we bought a $9.50 case of Gluek (rhymes with "sick" -- which, in retrospect, makes perfect sense) Golden Light beer ..." Click for full article>>>
08/24/07 I'm a Big Fucking Geek II: Revenge of the Geek
Clicky the linky and be all geeky. Clicky now>>>
08/18/07 I'm a Big Fucking Geek
"Linky. Because geeks don't "link," they "linky." Or, better yet, they "clicky." But I'll save that for the sequel ..." Click for full article>>>
08/06/07 August 4th, 2007: The Day America Died
"As I watched it happen an altered version of Don McLean's American Pie entered my head: "This will be the day America dies." As I heard the Republican Congressmen applauding the loss of Civil Liberties for the Americans they were elected to represent; the day of August 4th, 2007 burned into my mind in a way no date has since September 11th, 2001 ..." Click for full article>>>
07/28/07 Deconstructing Harry Part 7: A Review in 7 Parts
"I'm going to get obscenely drunk and eat an ungodly number of KitKat candy bars. No novel has ever caused me to do this before ... and I've read a lot of novels. Thanks for setting me down the path of obesity and alcoholism, J.K. Your little wizard fable has destroyed my life. Hope you're happy, bitch." Click for the truth>>>
07/27/07 Deconstructing Harry Part 6: A Review in 7 Parts
Here are my thoughts on pages 521-640 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Click to read them now and laugh at them if you've read ahead and proven each and every one of them wrong>>>
07/26/07 Deconstructing Harry Part 5: A Review in 7 Parts
Here are my thoughts on pages 401-520 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Click to read them now and laugh at them if you've read ahead and proven each and every one of them wrong>>>
07/25/07 Deconstructing Harry Part 4: A Review in 7 Parts
Here are my thoughts on pages 301-400 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Click to read them now and laugh at them if you've read ahead and proven each and every one of them wrong>>>
07/24/07 Deconstructing Harry Part 3: A Review in 7 Parts
Here are my thoughts on pages 201-300 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Click to read them now and laugh at them if you've read ahead and proven each and every one of them wrong>>>
07/23/07 Deconstructing Harry Part 2: A Review in 7 Parts
Here are my thoughts on pages 101-200 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Click to read them now and laugh at them if you've read ahead and proven each and every one of them wrong>>>
07/22/07 Deconstructing Harry: A Review in 7 Parts
"I have not read ahead in the book. The 'thoughts-per-page' posted are the thoughts I had as I read that very page. They have not been edited in retrospect or changed in hindsight. Many of my guesses could be wrong. More could be right. Without further adieu, here are my thoughts on the first 100 pages of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" Click>>>
07/20/07 The 5 Dumbest Things Americans Have Protested Over in the Past 5 Years
When you finish reading your jaw will be on the floor and your brain will only be able to think, "Wow ... just wow."

These things are really dumb. Click to see for yourself>>>

07/17/07 Penile Implants, Mini-Strokes and Me
"I was at the doctor yesterday due to these non-stop migraine headaches I've been having for the past month. He ordered me an MRI with and without contrast. He wants to check the veins leading to my brain to see if I've been suffering from 'mini-strokes' (which sounds like a polite way of describing being masturbated by a midget) ..." Click for the rest>>>
07/13/07 Summer Movie Report Card (9 NEW Movie Reviews)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix Reviews (and grades) of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Transformers, Ratouille, 1408, Live Free or Die Hard, Waitress, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Shrek the Third and Spider-Man 3 all added today! Now, who loves ya baby? Click now to read them all (and to see the all new Juicy Cerebellum)!>>>
06/05/07 Testing Myself
George W. Bush - Like A Rock "Man, if I weren't so lazy, I think I'd celebrate my trouble-free life by stepping outside and hugging a tree. Instead, I think I'll give my mailman a call and remind him to slide the welfare check under the door next time, so I don't have to put out my joint, pull on my underwear and walk the ten feet to my mailbox to pick it up myself. Jeesh ... he never learns." Click for the rest>>>
06/04/07 Three Decades of Geeking Out
Star Wars - Episode III - Revenge of the Sith It's not that I'm proud. Click to feel my shame>>>
05/24/07 LOST Solved!
The final episode of season 3 dropped enough clues for me to figure out the rest of the series! "Impossible!" you say? Click now and the truth will be revealed!
05/22/07 Thanks for the Memories: Star Wars Turns 30!
I wax nostalgic ... and still find something fun to bitch about! Click for the full update>>>
05/20/07 Jerry Falwell 1933 - 20007
If you don't have anything nice to say ... Click for the goodbye
03/31/07 What's Up, Doc?
"During the intermission I went to get a glass of water. I asked the bartender how much a glass of water cost and he said, 'Free.' I heard him wrong and responded, 'Three?' He said, 'Free!' I repeated, 'Three?' He nearly screamed, 'FREE -- it's water!' I then gave him nothing in exchange for a glass of ice-water. As I left he said, 'Thanks for the tip, bub.' Being that I didn't give him a tip and my name isn't 'bub,' I assumed he was being sarcastic ..." Click for full article>>>
02/25/07 Minnesota, Arctic Tundra!
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02/22/07 The Sandell Show! Sex! Drugs! Death!
"I'm like all 13 seasons worth of E.R. rolled into one. With a little Gray's Anatomy (minus the homophobe) and Scrubs thrown in for good measure. If I were up during the day, you could add General Hospital to the list. If the networks could broadcast me, I'd make them a fortune. Screw The Truman Show -- The Sandell Show would have people on the edge of their seats and coming back for more ..." Click for full article>>>
02/01/07 Review of Babel!
Babel "Babel is an assemblage of superficially intertwined stories worming around one another in a way designed to give them the appearance of being something other than lame soap-opera like tripe.  The film isn't complex, profound or meaningful.  Instead, it's rubbish so pretentious it would make the folks behind Crash begin to blush." Click for full review>>>
01/29/07 Review of Pan's Labyrinth!
"Guillermo del Toro is one of the best in the business.  Starting with The Devil's Backbone, moving through Blade II and Hellboy and into Pan's Labyrinth -- the screenwriter/director can seemingly do no wrong. And with Pan's Labyrinth -- nominated for 6 Academy Awards -- his work is finally getting noticed by the mainstream." Click for full review>>>
01/27/07 Review of The Queen!
"As a film, The Queen is merely average. As a piece for actors to strut their stuff, it excels. Overall, it shouldn't be missed, but you wouldn't be missing much if you waited for it to be released on DVD." Click for full review>>>
01/26/07 Review of Rocky Balboa!
"Sly hit upon a concept that captured the imagination of a nation and of a world. Something about a retarded boxer beating the odds made the odd man out feel he had a chance. In Rocky Balboa Rocky's still mentally-challenged, still has a turtle fetish and still has a thing for drinking raw eggs. What he doesn't have is Adrian. Without someone to say 'Yo' to, is Rocky still Rocky?" Click for full review>>>
01/25/07 Review of Letters from Iwo Jima!
"Letters from Iwo Jima isn't exactly an anti-war film, but at the same time it isn't flag-waving propaganda. It takes no sides, takes no prisoners and will hopefully take home a handful of Oscars. Letters from Iwo Jima is the best portrayal of war put on film and the best movie of 2006." Click for full review>>>
01/25/07 Review of Dreamgirls!
"But people don't go to musicals for the dialogue, do they?  They don't buy their tickets for the realism, right?  They go for the songs!  Sadly, Dreamgirls falls far short in that department as well.  The music is "safe" to the point of being bland and the bulk of the tunes are such timid wanna-be Motown numbers, it's not even funny." Click for full review>>>
01/23/07 Blood! Blood!  Blood!
"They can fix me proper with a bit of luck. The doctors and the nurses they adore me so. But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful fuck. I gave you blood, blood - Gallons of the stuff. I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough. I gave you blood, blood, blood! I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love!" Click for full article>>>
01/05/07 Totally Juicy Manifesto 2007! Laugh 'til you die!
If you don't know about the annual Manifesto, you don't belong here. Well, you may belong here, but not in the way that the cool people who know about things such as the Manifesto belong. They belong in that way that old people who have had more of a chance to belong to places belong! Because they'll die soon, so they feel the need to fit in. Click for the Totally Juicy Manifesto 2007>>>
01/04/07 I completely sell out and lose all integrity I once had ...
"Check out the new post on my blog. It's so sad. It's like I went into the cocoon as a worm and emerged as a rectum. A rectum with bad gas and without wings.  Be kind. I did it for the good of humanity." Click to finally SEE Alex Sandell>>> (You're gonna have to have an account to see all the pics.)
01/03/07 What's So Wrong With Bush?
You'll have to read it to believe it.  Seriously. Click for full article>>>
12/31/06 The Top 20 Games of 2006! Games 5-1!
"I promise you that I made this an entertaining read for everyone -- gamer or not.  I didn't sit on my ass gaining weight while twiddling my thumbs for nothin'!  Check it out.  Maybe you'll find something you like, or at least a new way to make fun of me!" Click for games 5-1>>>
12/30/06 The Top 20 Games of 2006! Games 10-6!
"I promise you that I made this an entertaining read for everyone -- gamer or not.  I didn't sit on my ass gaining weight while twiddling my thumbs for nothin'!  Check it out.  Maybe you'll find something you like, or at least a new way to make fun of me!" Click for games 10-6>>>
12/29/06 The Top 20 Games of 2006! Games 15-11!
"I promise you that I made this an entertaining read for everyone -- gamer or not.  I didn't sit on my ass gaining weight while twiddling my thumbs for nothin'!  Check it out.  Maybe you'll find something you like, or at least a new way to make fun of me!" Click for games 15-11>>>
12/28/06 The Top 20 Games of 2006! Games 20-16!
"I promise you that I made this an entertaining read for everyone -- gamer or not.  I didn't sit on my ass gaining weight while twiddling my thumbs for nothin'!  Check it out.  Maybe you'll find something you like, or at least a new way to make fun of me!" Click for games 20-16>>>
10/29/06 Internet Explorer 7.0 vs. Mozilla Firefox 2.0
(Or: Why Microsoft Will Never Beat Any Company That They Don't Purchase)
"Firefox has buttons that take the user to movie sites, video game sites, and search sites  -- and these buttons offer the user a choice.  It's not all MICROSOFT movie sites, video game sites, and search sites, as it is with IE 7.0.   Microsoft is going out of their way to make the world Micro-centric ..." Click for full article and comparison>>>
10/27/06 Review of Saw III!
"This isn't the perfect movie, but if you liked the first two it won't let you down. At least it won't let you down if you can stomach the bloody blitz that it provides. This is one of those movies you'll brag about getting through if you manage to sit through the entire thing without closing your eyes. " Click for full review>>>
10/26/06 My Friends are All Old and Sucky!
My friends have all 'grown up.' That's probably the most depressing thing to happen since the Holocaust. Or at least since McDonald's stopped selling the McRib. I'm turning into a former young American. While my friends are all starting to act their age, I'm still sitting here blogging and bitching about my friends maturing at a normal pace ..." Click for full article>>>
10/25/06 Jeffrey Skilling Got Off Easy!
24 years and 4 months in prison?!? There is no way that, in that short a time, Skilling will be able to take it up the ass as many times as he gave it in the ass to thousands of people with his "accounting tricks and shady business deals that led to the loss of thousands of jobs, more than $60 billion in Enron stock and more than $2 billion in employee pension plans." Click for full article>>>
10/21/06 I Feel Sorry for Prince
"I've been feeling sorry for Prince, lately.  The catastrophic world he envisioned in 1999 was never fully realized and he's probably sitting in his big purple mansion wondering why he's no longer relevant.  And why his big mansion is still painted purple..." Click for full article>>>
10/20/06 The best thing you can say about Republicans is that they are Pedophiles ...
"As long as as a Repug claims they're against abortion and for lowering taxes, they can get away with accepting illegal campaign contributions, having affairs on their wives with big-breasted bimbos, sending dirty letters to children, having sexual relationships with Priests, torturing their fellow humans, bombing innocent civilians and letting the homeless die in the streets." Click for full article>>>
10/19/06 MySpace is selling us short and we're buying anyway, because we're a bunch of sellouts
"I think the MySpace community is larger than that.  I think the MySpace community is smarter than that.  I think MySpace is selling us short and we're buying anyway, because we're a bunch of sellouts.Click for full article and maybe to fart while reading full article>>>
10/14/06 Piles of puke, carbon monoxide and me!
"Then came Porth. He ran up to me with a toothy grin, leaned up against my side and proceeded to sit on his head. I pet his hair, he licked my hand, the volunteer at the Humane Society pointed out that he had a 'little poop' on him and that I should 'be careful where I put my hands,' but I didn't care. This dog was a winner." Click for full tragic update>>>
10/07/06 Review of The Departed!
"Martin Scorsese is still at his peak and remains on his winning streak.  Some will argue with this, but I personally don't think the director's ever been better.  And those screaming "sellout!" over the director's work on The Aviator will be firmly back in the Scorsese camp after watching The Departed." Click for full review>>>
10/06/06 The 31 Greatest Horror Movies For Your 2006 Drunken Halloween Bash, Movie # 12: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning!
"I figured I would put my unhealthy obsession with all things horror to good use and let you in on the cinematic secrets to the best damn Halloween party you've ever had! We continue with Movie # 12!" Click now, for gore score to nudity count to whether or not the movie's actually any good>>>
10/02/06 They Own You (No, Really)
"'My God,' I thought to myself, 'This is how Hitler got so many to look the other way!'  I had thought this before, but never had I awoken, covered in sweat, heart racing in my chest, to know that it was true.  To know, deep down in my bones, that Hitler was only a diversion ..." Click for full article>>>
09/17/06 Sniff Any Good Butts Lately?
"Our superior, slightly embarrassed giggles [when our dogs meet and start smelling each other out] indicate that we are certainly not the kind of animal that would lower itself down to the level of sniffing another's butt. Ironically, we do just that, every single day." Click for full article>>>
09/16/06 Acute Alcoholism, Chronic Insomnia and Beverly Hills, 90210
I remain the observer of all that goes on around me. An outsider more than a participant. 'But you moved to a new city and bought your first house' people will respond. Yes, but all that has done is show me that you can't escape yourself. Not even if you make it all the way to Milwaukee. But they have lower standards there, so maybe it wouldn't be such an issue." Click for full article>>>
09/15/06 Dane Cook Said So!
"As I was pretending to pray to Jesus so my mother didn't think I was improperly raised by my Agnostic father, I had a revelation (incidentally, 'Revelation' is the name of the new Audioslave CD) -- just like every other facet of society, the corporations were taking over the Internet!" Click for full article>>>
09/11/06 Never Forget: A Call to Forget 9/11
"This lamebrain 'never forget' mentality is what keeps wars going for decades. How are you helping anyone, or even yourself, by 'never' letting it go? It's like mental constipation and over half of America needs to take a big brain-dump (imagine the overtime the mind-plumbers will be getting). This update will piss off 75% of my readers and I personally couldn't give a fuck." Click for full article/poem>>>
08/11/06 Video Games are Satan: The Rise and Fall of Joseph Lieberman
"Joseph Lieberman made his name as a Senator for throwing a fit over the videogame Mortal Kombat. He then went on to rubberstamp pretty much everything George W. Bush ever wanted a rubber for. On Aug. 9th, citizens of Connecticut let Lieberman know that a pro-war Dem wasn't to their liking and selected Ned Lamont as their Democratic candidate." Click for full article (and poem)>>>
08/09/06 Review of World Trade Center!
World Trade Center "It feels like Stone and Berloff picked away at the shared tragedy of 9/11 and exploited it for all its box-office glory and perhaps a few nods from the Academy.  In no way, whatsoever, did they make a great movie.  A movie with good production values?  Certainly.  But a movie that's actually good?  Not even close." Click for full review>>>
08/02/06 Review of The Descent!
"Are you afraid of death?  Drowning?  Heights?  Tight spaces?  The dark?  Bone-splitting pain?  If you have a fear, writer/director Neil Marshall has found a way to exploit it.  And in doing so creates one of the scariest horror movies of the past 20 years." Click for full review>>>
07/28/06 Review of Miami Vice!
"There are two types of movies that made me become a film critic -- one is the type of film that is so great, you want to tell everyone you can to go check it out.  The other is the type that is so awful, that if you convince even one person to stay away, you've made the world a better place.  Miami Vice is the latter." Click for full review>>>
07/28/06 Review of The Ant Bully!
Ant Bully "The Ant Bully is a hideous wart on the already ugly face of summer 2006.  It's Chicken Little bad.  It's Valiant bad.  I'm a nearly obsessive fan of animation, but even I have my limits.  Outside of the mind-blowing 3-D presentation at the Imax, this movie is painful to watch." Click for full review>>>
07/26/06 Review of Scoop!
"This is the one fans of the comic Woody Allen have been waiting for since Mighty Aphrodite in 1995.  From beginning to end, the film is never bogged down with the artsy-fartsy bullshit Woody Allen has had such a problem resisting as of late." Click for full review>>>
07/24/06 Review of Monster House!
"... that magical, fun, scary, thrilling, adventurous type movie popularized by the likes of Steven Spielberg and Robert Zemeckis.  It shouldn't be surprising, then, that Zemeckis and Spielberg are two of the executive producers behind Monster House, a film that could have just as well been called, 'It Came From the Eighties!'" Click for full review>>>
06/20/06 The Video Blog of Anne Frank
A video tribute I made for Anne.  Make sure your speakers are on.  And then come back and Let me know what you thought of it!
 
You'll notice your God is wearing a generic cardboard "Jason" mask, green Texas Chainsaw Massacre cap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer  T-Shirt and fine leather jacket — all necessary apparel for appropriately saving humanity.

We have no idea what he's doing with that oversized knife.  But it sort of scares us.

Email The Man Behind the Mask...
if you dare!  Bwah-ha-ha!

 

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