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Every Juicy Movie Thing That You've Ever Wanted To Know:
Movies I'd Give a 6 or 7
(Slightly above average movies released from 1996 to 2001)
In the opinion of:  Alex Sandell

Now we're finally in movie territory where you can finish the film and still feel good about yourself in the morning.  There's nothing really that special about any of these films, but they make a good rental, and fill up two hours of your time with something other than self-loathing or obsessive masturbation. 

NOTE:  There are links to the FULL Juicy Cerebellum REVIEW of the film, when available.

American Pie (1999) 7

The Others (2001) 7

The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) 7

The Tao of Steve (2000) 7

Bride of Chucky (1998) 7

The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) 7

Texas Chainsaw Massacre:  Next Generation (1997) 7

Chocolat (2000) 7

Slums of Beverly Hills (1998) 7

Erin Brockovich (2000) 7

My Fellow Americans (1996) 7

Planet of the Apes (2001) 7

Celebrity (1998) 7

Moulin Rouge (2001) 7

The Green Mile (1999) 7

Trainspotting (1996) 7

Everyone Says I Love You (1996) 7

Return to Me (2000) 7

Fight Club (1999) 7 (if you read my review of this, you'll see I liked it a lot better the first time I saw it.  After the initial thrill wears off, the film becomes paper-thin, and loses a lot of its luster.)

Mulan (1998) 7

The Truman Show (1998) 7

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) 7

Lake Placid (1999) 7 (see my comments on Fight Club a few lines above)

Patch Adams (1998) 7

American History X (1998) 7

6 Days, 7 Nights (1998) 7

Frequency (2000) 7

The Hurricane (1999) 7

Starship Troopers (1997) 7

Liar, Liar (1997) 7

Wag the Dog (1998) 7

The Truth About Cats and Dogs (1996) 7

I Shot Andy Warhol (1996) 7

The Parent Trap (1998) 7

Alien Resurrection (1997) 7

Dogma (1999) 7

Dragonheart (1996) 7

Hamlet (1996) 7

Chasing Amy (1997) 7

A Simple Plan (1998) 7

The Matrix (1999) 7

2 Days in the Valley (1996) 7

Welcome to the Dollhouse (1996) 7

Payback (1999) 7

Rushmore (1998) 7

The Game (1997) 7

Prince of Egypt (1998) 7

Mission:  Impossible (1996) 7

Muppet Treasure Island (1996) 7

My Dog Skip (2000) 7

Charlie’s Angels (2000) 7

Hurlyburly (1998) 7

Princess Mononoke (1999) 7

Star Wars, Episode 1:  The Phantom Menace (1999) 6 ***MAKE SURE TO READ ME PICKING APART MY OLD REVIEW, AND SLAMMING MYSELF REPEATEDLY, FOR BEING SUCH AN IDIOT WITH WHAT I INITIALLY WROTE!  THIS WAS WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR TODAY'S UPDATE!!!***

House on Haunted Hill (1999) 6

A Perfect Murder (1998) 6

A Civil Action (1998) 6

The Birdcage (1996) 6

The Ice Storm (1997) 6

Dinosaur (2000) 6

Small Time Crooks (2000) 6

Wonder Boys (2000) 6

Hellraiser IV:  Bloodline (1996) 6

Cookie’s Fortune (1999) 6

Nurse Betty (2000) 6

Stigmata (1999) 6

Man on the Moon (1999) 6

Kids in the Hall:  Brain Candy (1996) 6

Stir of Echoes (1999) 6

What Women Want (2000) 6

U.S. Marshals (1998) 6

Austin Powers:  International Man of Mystery (1998) 6

Men in Black (1997) 6

Almost Famous (2000) 6

Bowfinger (1999) 6

Legally Blonde (2001) 6

Face/Off (1997) 6

Keeping the Faith (2000) 6

Down to You (2000) 6

Men of Honor (2000) 6

Vegas Vacation (1997) 6

Kingpin (1996) 6

The WaterBoy (1998) 6

Stuart Little (1999) 6

The Rage:  Carrie 2 (1999) 6

The General’s Daughter (1999) 6

True Crime (1998) 6

A Life Less Ordinary (1997) 6

In and Out (1997) 6

An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) 6

James and the Giant Peach (1996) 6

Anastasia (1997) 6

Conspiracy Theory (1997) 6

Devil’s Advocate (1997) 6

Broken Arrow (1996) 6

Multiplicity (1996) 6

The Saint (1997) 6

Scream 2 (1997) 6

Cats and Dogs (2001) 6

The Big Lebowski (1998) 6

The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) 6

Deep Impact (1998) 6

Go (1999) 6

The Full Monty (1997) 6

Notting Hill (1999) 6

Doctor Dolittle (1998) 6

Selena (1997) 6

Escape from LA (1996) 6

The Ghost and the Darkness (1996) 6

The Virgin Suicides (2000) 6

Trekkies (1999) 6

Black Sheep (1996) 6

George of the Jungle (1997) 6

Bulletproof (1996) 6

Courage Under Fire (1996) 6

Happy Gilmore (1996) 6

The Bone Collector (1999) 6

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