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Every Juicy Movie Thing That You've Ever Wanted To Know:
Movies I'd Give a 10
(The BEST movies released from 1996 through 2001)
In the opinion of:  Alex Sandell

These are the movies that feel like your first orgasm.  You're stunned at first, and don't know quite what to think, but suddenly it hits you how good the thing that just happened was, and how much you want it to happen again.  The next thing you know, your entire bedroom is full of crusty socks and empty bottles of your mom's Vaseline.  Well, I guess if you're a girl, your room may not be filled up with crusty socks, but you'd probably find a dildo or two.  I think that I have, once again, veered off-topic.  What I mean to say is that these films are SUPERB, and that if there are any below that you haven't seen, you should go out and rent them THIS SECOND.  While you're at it, could you pick me up a package of tube socks?  Get them from Wal-Mart, and keep the receipt.  The only thing better than filling them up, is returning them to the happy corporate bastards at Wal-Mart, for a full refund.  Thanks.

NOTE:  There are links to the FULL Juicy Cerebellum REVIEW of the film, when available.

The Iron Giant (1999) 10 ***The best movie of the last five years***

As Good as it Gets (1997) 10

LA Confidential (1997) 10

Fargo (1996) 10

Babe:  Pig in the City (1998) 10

Election (1999) 10

Titanic (1997) 10

American Beauty (1999) 10

The Thin Red Line (1998) 10

Star Trek:  First Contact (1996) 10

Being John Malkovich (1999) 10

The Sixth Sense (1999) 10

Quills (2000) 10

Contact (1997) 10

The End of the Affair (1999) 10

Hannibal (2001) 10

The Cradle Will Rock (1999) 10

Deconstructing Harry (1997) 10

The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996) 10

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) 10

Gladiator (2000) 10

Swingers (1996) 10

Bamboozled (2000) 10

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