Pathetic Fat Guy
Written by: Alex Sandell
Pathetic fat guy pees in his pants at the dance.
Pathetic fat guy thought that he had a chance.
Pathetic fat guy felt human when he made her laugh.
Pathetic fat guy blew his brains out when she asked if he also forgot to wipe his ass.
©2000 Alex Sandell [All Rights Reserved]. If you copy this, without my permission, I'll send Anne Murray to your house and have her sing for you until the day that you die.
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