Pathetic Fat Guy
Written by:  Alex Sandell

Pathetic fat guy pees in his pants at the dance.
Pathetic fat guy thought that he had a chance.
Pathetic fat guy felt human when he made her laugh.
Pathetic fat guy blew his brains out when she asked if he also forgot to wipe his ass.

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