become the next U.S.A. in three simple steps
By: Alex Sandell
Step 1: Steal a bunch of land from the Indians.
Step 2: Invent cable T.V..
Step 3: Spend the rest of your life watching Gilligan's Island reruns.
©1997 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved]. Copying it, without permission, would be pretty damn un-American of you.
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