How to become the next U.S.A. in three simple steps
By: Alex Sandell

Step 1: Steal a bunch of land from the Indians.

Step 2: Invent cable T.V..

Step 3: Spend the rest of your life watching Gilligan's Island reruns.

©1997 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved]. Copying it, without permission, would be pretty damn un-American of you.

You know the routine, just click it.

Get your own free homepage at: geocities.