How to Pick a President # 2:  Let Bush have the Presidency Monday, Tuesdays and Thursdays, and give it to Gore Sundays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays

Both Gore and Bush are spoiled little brats, and spoiled little brats are generally raised to believe that they will get anything that they want, because they feel that they deserve it.  This is why, on November 12th, 2000, we still don't have a President Elect.  A quick way to settle this would be to let them both play the role of the President of the United States of America.  Sure, nothing would get done, but neither of them would have done anything, anyway, so there's not much of a problem there.  As an added bonus, we might get ridiculous press conferences addressing vital Federal issues such as whether or not Gore dropped Bush's Presidential toothbrush into the Presidential toilet by mistake, or to deliberately spread Gore's "ishy Presidential poop germs to Bush, as the Republican House Majority has accused.  The Dow Jones would drop at least 5 points, just waiting to see if the nation had truly gone down the toilet!  This two-President system may create dozens of situations as amusing, and absurd, as the "press conferences" we've already seen regarding George Bush's boil and Al Gore's touch-football skills.  

PS - Gore gets one extra day per week to be President because he has to work on the weekends.  Bush requested them off so he could "party Presidential style."
-Alex Sandell

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