Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Sadistic Month of
Written by: Alex Sandell
September, ooooooooh September - you were sadistic, fart.
September 1st, 1998
War is Hell. So is Kinko's.
September 2nd, 1998
If a doctor prescribes Viagra, do you get a nurse to see if it works?
September 3rd, 1998
If the phone rings, and no one's there to pick it up, is the telemarketer still annoying?
September 4th, 1998
I think the post office should issue a stamp featuring the post master general fucking the common citizen in the ass. The truth never hurts . . . just ass-fucking does.
September 6th, 1998
Star Wars Monopoly would be a lot better if the Princess Leia figure was naked and Han Solo was taking a shit.
September 8th, 1998
The best thing about having no legs would be no one noticing you stumbling when you were drunk.
September 11th, 1998
I have to pee so bad, I just sneezed a grotesque yellow.
September 14th, 1998
It would probably be wise not to serve the Rabbi wine prior to your child's circumcision.
September 15th, 1998
I think maybe I'm kind of bitter.
September 23rd, 1998
I wonder if once they get their way, their way is what they wanted?
September 24th, 1998
Bill Clinton is a pretty horny guy for his age.
September 29th, 1998
Remember when "happy" was more than just a word in the dictionary?
©1998 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved] Because, hey - if you wrote something as good as My September Song "September, oooooooh September - you were sadistic, fart." wouldn't you copyright it, too?
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