Profound Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Original Month of October
Written by: Alex Sandell

I wish I was drunk.

October 1st, 1998
I guess toilet paper was probably a pretty useful invention.

October 5th, 1998
I think the last episode of "Saturday Night Live" was just as good as ever, if all "Saturday Night Live" ever was was a really, really crappy show.

October 7th, 1998
I wonder if Roseanne would give me three million dollars if I ate Hillary out?

October 8th, 1998
I wonder if it sort of wrecks the mood when a vampire bites into your throat and starts sucking the mortal life out of you during sex?

October 13th, 1998
The Wonder-Bra is my Shepherd, I shall definitely want.

October 14th, 1998
I wonder if I could sue Victoria's Secret for all the stains left on my television set?

October 15th, 1998
I think the coolest way to get murdered would be by a big fart.

October 19th, 1998
Sometimes I think my wall wants to kill me.

October 22nd, 1998
No matter what "Is" is, Paula Jones is a bitch.

October 23rd, 1998
Chess would be better if I was smart.

October 26th, 1998
I wish I was a big homo.

October 27th, 1998
I think it would be funny to watch Jabba the Hut taking a shit.

October 29th, 1998
What if God was a gigantic breast?

October 30th, 1998
Yoda fights like a girl.

October 31st, 1998
Halloween would be better if people turned tricks, instead of just performing them.

1998 Big Stinky Rectum [all rights reserved].

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