Profound Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Augmented Month of August!
Written by: Alex Sandell

August 2nd, 1999
Crazy drunk people you don't know walking into your apartment and refusing to leave can be a bit disconcerting.

August 5th, 1999
Little midgets would be easier to kick.

August 6th, 1999
If a classified ad stays classified, it didn't work very well.

August 9th, 1999
Why didn't I ever get a big, Iron Giant for a friend?

August 12th, 1999
That's funny that the sun is sunny but the moon isn't moony.

August 18th, 1999
It would suck to be dead, because then you'd always be late.

August 19th, 1999
I'm so horny, I'd fuck an ugly person.

August 20th, 1999
That would suck if  your last name was "Pew."

August 25th, 1999
The sun shines bright in all of us, except in all of those assholes who have screwed over all the rest of us, at one time, or another.

August 30th, 1999
Do you think the Garden of Eden came with indoor plumbing?

August 31st, 1999
It's gonna suck to be dead, just cuz I'll end up smelling like my ex-girlfriend.

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1999/2000 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved].  Now I have an entire millennium to sue your ass, so don't even try it!

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