Profound Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Secular Month of September!
Written by: Alex Sandell

September 3rd, 1999
I think people get fatter because they eat more and might not have as good a genes.

September 7th, 1999
That would suck to go into labor the day after "Labor Day".

September 9th, 1999 (this profound thought has been altered for the Millennium)
Girls shave the hair in their armpits to avoid competing with their big, hairy vaginas.

September 13th, 1999
Sometimes rich people confuse money for creativity or talent.  The poor bastards.

September 16th, 1999
Flowers Grow.

September 21st, 1999
One time a dog came on my leg, and it turned me on.

September 27th, 1999
Today's profound thought will be up by 2 AM.  Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you.

September 29th, 1999
When you don't sleep for a long time, sometimes you get tired.

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1999/2000 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved].  If you copy this, without my permission, I'll cum on your leg and get your knee pregnant!

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