Profound Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Obdurate Month of October!
Written by: Alex Sandell

October 5th, 1999
Girls in green sweaters don't turn into Kermit the Frog when you kiss them.
 

October 12th, 1999
Somehow I think the impact wouldn't have been quite the same if Luke had told Darth, "Vader . . . I am your son."

October 14th, 1999
If you need a quick ego-boost, playing Jeopardy against an idiot should probably do it.

October 17th, 1999
Jesus built the Church on the Rockefeller, baby - his hammer over me his love!

October 21st, 1999
You know you've reached rock-bottom when you're standing in the customer service line waiting to return an unopened box of condoms.

October 23rd, 1999
Remove those dentures and blow me.

October 27th, 1999
Rolling around naked in mud with someone else that's naked is fun when you're naked rolling around in the mud.

October 30th, 1999
The scariest ghosts are the ones burning crosses.

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1999/2000 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved].  If you copy this, without my permission, you don't get to be a part of my naked orgy of mud and orgasmic love!

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