Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Obdurate Month of October!
Written by: Alex Sandell
Girls in green sweaters don't turn into Kermit the Frog when you kiss them.
Somehow I think the impact wouldn't have been quite the same if Luke had told Darth, "Vader . . . I am your son."
If you need a quick ego-boost, playing Jeopardy against an idiot should probably do it.
Jesus built the Church on the Rockefeller, baby - his hammer over me his love!
You know you've reached rock-bottom when you're standing in the customer service line waiting to return an unopened box of condoms.
Remove those dentures and blow me.
Rolling around naked in mud with someone else that's naked is fun when you're naked rolling around in the mud.
The scariest ghosts are the ones burning crosses.
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