Profound Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Noble Month of November!
Written by: Alex Sandell

November 4th, 1999
I betcha if you got caught making love to the hose on a vacuum cleaner, you'd be embarrassed.

November 5th, 1999
A big eyeball is funny when it has a butt.

November 8th, 1999
Stupid people are easier to understand if they have really nice tits.

November 11th, 1999
Dragons are dinosaurs for total nerds.

November 13th, 1999
If Jesus knew his "followers" were going to end up like they did, he would probably crucify himself.

November 15th, 1999
Cloudy pee usually means rain is ahead.

November 17th, 1999
Mr. Potato should come with a penis.

November 21st, 1999
Bill Gates is going to Hell.

November 23rd, 1999
My penis would be bigger, if it were large.

November 26th, 1999
Well, you can just go join the "itty-bitty-titty-committee," if I'm not gonna be able to suck them!

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1999/2000 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved]. Don't copy this, without my permission . . . my butt is watching you!

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