Profound Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Dainty Month of December!
Written by: Alex Sandell

December 1st, 1999
Your phone number wasn't really 777-777-7777, was it?

December 3rd, 1999
It really sucks when you take 14 sleeping pills, to help you sleep, and some dork comes over and wakes  you up 3 hours later.

December 7th, 1999
Blue-balls are never a very nice color.

December 10th, 1999
If George Lucas lived 200 more years, he'd still never be as good a filmmaker as he was 223 years before.

December 16th, 1999
No matter what, just keep telling yourself, "at least I'm not a computer techie."

December 20th, 1999
It's not the size of your gadget, it's how you use it.

December 22nd, 1999
Farting in cheap wine makes inexpensive champagne.

December 23rd, 1999
I'm starting to think the man on the moon is really just craters and stuff.

December 30th, 1999
Naked women by a swimming pool are sexy, unless they're taking a crap.

1999/2000 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved]. Don't copy this, without my permission, or  it will be more than just your balls that turn blue!

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