Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Jabbering Month of January!
Written by: Alex Sandell
This just isn't my century.
Sometimes it's funny when old ladies fall to their deaths.
It's when "company policy" took precedence over common courtesy that the
world went horribly wrong.
Sometimes I wish everyone else was a midget, so I could be really tall.
Wouldn't God sending his children to Hell qualify as some sort of child abuse?
Masturbation? I prefer, "prophetic indulgence."
January 14th, 2000
One day, when you're feeling blue, you could strangle yourself, and look like you feel.
I hated today's profound thought, so I have removed it, and am replacing it with the lyrics to "Bird on the Wire," by Leonard Cohen, instead:
©2000 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved]. Don't copy this, without my permission, or I'll make sure you never "come" again; even if it is a fucking merger!
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