Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the
foofifooieeeeeee month of February!
Seeing George W. Bush sledding was funny, because the snow looked like cocaine
and he looked like a super big dork.
Look to the eighties and realize the truth . . . hairspray has just got to be
the worst invention ever created.
I wonder if parents ever realize that when they give their child the gift of Mr.
Potato Head they're giving their kid head?
If you had a wedding anniversary every day of the year, that would probably mean
that you live in Utah.
My pet tarantula, who I named after my ex, Isabelle, died yesterday at the
tender age of one. It's odd that her death put tears in my eyes, while
that of her namesake's would most likely leave me feeling nothing. Who
would have ever thought that a spider could have more heart than a human-being?
This year the Oscar Statues should be cast with their heads up their asses, for
the sake of realism.
All I ever really wanted was for the
good guys to win.
Sometimes it's funny when you see a squirrel, and it's
been smashed by a car, and a dog is eating it while taking a crap.
Little teeny weenie people have tiny little boobies.
I wonder if, when people use the expression, "talk to the hand" as an
insult, the Muppets take offense.
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