Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Machiavellian
Month of March!
The only antidote to a shitty life is death. What a pisser.
Melons are called melons because they're shaped sort of like tits.
One time I was looking at a girl that was naked and I came.
Being naked doesn't
make you free. Using Pert Plus
It's funny when
someone asks, "what are you holding?" and you're holding something in
your hands, but you're also holding your pee.
If these words aren't moving . . . you need a new computer.
Or, I guess you could just drink a whole bunch of booze and stare at the
screen until you puke.
I think guys might get girls drunk so they can play with their boobies.
Life is basically a bad weather forecast.
One time my grandma told me Silverfish sometimes came out of the bathtub drain,
I thought Silverfish were Crayfish, so I plugged up the drain to stop
them from attacking me and then let the water run to fill the bathtub and I
forgot it was running and the bathtub overflowed and I got spanked. That story
makes me kind of horny.
dunno, maybe I'm
just being a spoilsport, here, but could you take your scalpel out of my body,
I think they should just change the name "Bran" to "Poop-Inducer,"
and be done with it.
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