Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Abase Month
Written by: Alex Sandell
The X-Files would be better if Scully was naked.
Photo albums never work right on my record player.
If people farted instead of laughing, I doubt comedy movies would sell out anymore.
Sometimes when you're in a chat room people are dumb.
It's nice idiots have the option of becoming mindless drones. It must feel almost like having a brain!
Sometimes, when I can't think of a profound thought, I just type stuff.
Darth Maul, I knew Darth Vader . . . and you're no Darth Vader!
Secretly wiring your girlfriend before confession would be a good way to find out if she was cheating on you.
I wish I was a nanny cam hidden in a sexy girl's shower.
©2000 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved]. If you copy this without my permission, I'll record you taking a dump with my nanny cam and upload it to the web, charge admission, and send out scratch-and-sniff smell cards to anyone that wants one.
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