Profound Question/Thought/Wonderment of the Day for the Abase Month of April!
Written by:  Alex Sandell

April 3rd, 2000
The X-Files would be better if Scully was naked.

April 4th, 2000
Photo albums never work right on my record player.

April 7th, 2000
If people farted instead of laughing, I doubt comedy movies would sell out anymore.

April 11th, 2000
Sometimes when you're in a chat room people are dumb.

April 14th, 2000
It's nice idiots have the option of becoming mindless drones.  It must feel almost like having a brain!

April 16th, 2000
Sometimes, when I can't think of a profound thought, I just type stuff.

April 20th, 2000
Darth Maul, I knew Darth Vader . . . and you're no Darth Vader!

April 24th, 2000
Secretly wiring your girlfriend before confession would be a good way to find out if she was cheating on you.

April 26th, 2000
I wish I was a nanny cam hidden in a sexy girl's shower.

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