It's all true
Written by: Alex Sandell
It's all true . . .
"Freedom of speech" were only three words that sounded good together . . .
The powers that be are out to stop you . . .
Computer Science majors are turning into the powers that be . . .
The powers that be don't like The Juicy Cerebellum . . .
The powers that be are my ISP . . .
The powers that be took my service away . . .
The powers that be cut the last thread that I was hanging on by . . .
"Innocent until you're proven guilty" were only five words that sounded good together . . .
The powers that be are always innocent . . .
The powers that be claim that you're always guilty . . .
The powers that be hurt me . . .
The powers that be hurt you . . .
The powers that be hurt this page . . .
The powers that be won't like this update . . .
The powers that be will ask me to take it down . . .
The powers that be are scared to death that I'll show them for what they are . . .
The powers that be are NOTHING . . .
The powers that be are out to stop me from revealing the NOTHING that they are . . .
The powers that be just may succeed . . .
The powers that be can set a good trap . . .
The powers that be can be really convincing . . .
The powers that be are cowards hiding behind the powers that be . . .
The powers that be don't agree to disagree . . .
Ten years ago, the powers that be would be McDonald's employees . . .
The powers that be ALL SPAM, while accusing everyone else of being SPAMMERS . . .
The powers that be consider their SPAM justified . . .
The powers that be are the biggest of hypocrites . . .
The powers that be would fall apart without technology and expendable cash . . .
The powers that be know one thing well . . .
The powers that be know nothing else . . .
The powers that be have really small hearts hiding behind strings of numbers . . .
The powers that be don't believe in the Christmas Spirit . . .
The powers that be don't believe in loyalty . . .
The powers that be don't care what you've given them . . .
The powers that be only care about what they can take away . . .
The powers that be are trying to steal me from you.
If you've written to me in the last 5 days, I DID NOT get the email. The address email@example.com is no longer available to me. My Internet privileges have been taken away by the powers that be, and I've been asked to go to my room without any supper. If you ever want me to see your email; DON'T write to firstname.lastname@example.org. The fact that it (it being Runestone Electric and Alexandria Light and Power) IS, at least partially, a publicly funded facility; therefore Government (IE - see "freedom of speech") run, and the "guilty until proven innocent" approach is a total violation of freedom of speech, is 100% irrelevant to the close-minded idiots behind the scenes (hey, hey; it's a small-town. One of the main dicksmacks behind the scenes is the itty-bitty son of a prominent teacher that actually MEANT something to this community. The snobby son IS rich, I'll give him that; but other than being extremely wealthy, the most I can say about him is that he's a pompous hatemonger that refuses to understand, or accept, the first amendment. Yet, I've heard he's one hell of a hunter. What a man.).
If you've heard rumors about some mass-spammer, who plays the anti-spam card beautifully, unless he's the one doing/encouraging the spamming, from Texas getting me kicked of the 'net, you've heard right. As I stated above, I'm no longer a member of REA-ALP's exclusive club; and, in this club, being a member is of up most importance; at least if you want to be online, at a reasonable price, in this small little town that I live in.
It's been a struggle to remain in the "club" this long, with the conservative powers that be just waiting for an excuse, any excuse, to have me removed. Kicking me off of their nearly monopolistic service has been their wet-dream for years. It is the reason I asked so many of you to join my newsletter, just in case something like this happened. Cyber-Segregation has been a continual threat, and has been extremely stressful for me, ever since I began clearly stating my opinions, no matter how unpopular they may be, on this page. Kicking me off was getting rid of the "problem-child" with the "liberal/offensive" page. And, Mr. Spam Hip-o-crit from the LONE STAR (didn't this state want out of the union? Odd that they're so concerned with NEVER LEAVING ME, a guy living far away from their wanna-be Island, ALONE, in that case.) state has made the right-wing freaks from the North live their dream. They can get rid of me, and wash the blood off their hands without ever confronting the ACLU (so they think), while they're at it. What a deal.
If you want to contact me send all email to email@example.com. I don't know when I will be able to get back to you. If you have sent me email in the last 5 days; please resend it. Actually, I could use some email (hint, hint); a few select people have made my life very hellish, as of late, and it would be nice to hear from a few coolish ones. I'll get another update up as soon as I get a new connection. The Juicy Cerebellum will persevere. Count on it. I don't give in easily, and I will stand up for the rights I am given, as an American, until the day that I die.
In the meantime; please enjoy a few of my favorite "greatest hits" updates, hand-picked for your reading pleasure (please note that 2 out of 3 of these updates lead to even MORE of my favorite updates):
Fifteen Great Reasons To Visit Texas!
50 Reasons You Don't Have Time To Worry About Being SPAMMED (Pick a REAL Cause, 'Net-Junkie!)
101 reasons not to be too concerned when your IP blows up tomorrow
©1999 Alex Sandell [All Rights Reserved]. This update is best viewed with the "chiller" font.
PS - NO, I didn't SPAM anybody. Stop thinking it, monkey-boy.