Totally Juicy Quotes
Compiled by: Alex Sandell

Ever look at your life from thirteen different angles and still see that it sucks? Ever come to terms with the fact that you keep going because your life doesn't suck quite as bad as everyone else's? Ever look for some kind of message? A reason to be here? Ever feel like you'll never fit in, and everyone is staring at you from the same thirteen angles that made you question the validity of your existence in the first place? I know the feeling. And every time I want some answers, I look to these quotes. They never actually explain anything, but they do help me remember that there are others out there just as fucked up as me. And that makes perfect sense, so I go on with my life.

I finally got up the nerve to open up my musty quote book and share some of my favorite quotes with all of you. Hope you enjoy 'em. If you don't, I suggest you run out, look at the world around you, and pick up a clue. Enjoy!

"Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. Big, undreamed of things - the people on the edge see them first. I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over."
-Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"My mother was a travel agent for guilt trips."
-Herb Caen

"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them."
-Mark Twain

"I get bored sometimes when people tell me to act my age. Sometimes I act a lot older than I am - but people never notice it. People never notice anything."
-Holden Caufield

"I'm very tired of thinking. It doesn't seem to help very much."
-Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be - a Christian."
-Mark Twain

"I always resented the years, the hours, the minutes I gave them as a working stiff, it actually hurt my head, my insides, it made me dizzy and a bit crazy - I couldn't understand the murdering of my years."
-Charles Bukowski

"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world."
-Anne Frank

"Man is the only kind of varmint who sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it."-John Steinbeck

"That's the American way: If the machines can find a way to use you, you will become a successful businessman."
-Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"Why do you just let them die? What's the sin in being poor?"
-Charles Bukowski

"Doctor: 'I wouldn't be smiling like that if I were you.' Patient: 'I'm sure you wouldn't. But I'd be smiling if you were me. I'd really like to see how you would cope with that.'"
-William T. Vollman

"I wouldn't mind dying at all, as long as I don't end up dead at the end of it."
-Julian Barnes

"Acting grown up is hard. It is, it is."
-Ducky

"Someone with a slave mentality identifies with the oppressor."
-Bloeme Evers-Emden

"Someone with a brain does not."
-Alex Sandell

"How easily one can be set up when one seeks acceptance."
-Scott Sommer

"They won't let a man live at all. they always want him at the wheel."
-Charles Bukowski

"Independent existence can only be achieved by strict deconditioning."
-Julian Barnes

"Everywhere you go in this world, the power brokers fuck you."
-Scott Sommer

"Human-beings can't like life very much if they don't belong to a clan associated with a specific piece of real estate."
-Kurt Vonnegut

"I don't think anything dies as slow and as hard as a writer."
-Charles Bukowski

"Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending."
-The Muppets

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