The best thing you can say about Republicans is that they are Pedophiles ... and that's not a very good thing at all
Written by: Alex Sandell

How bad does it have to get before people wake the fuck up and vote for some other party? Green, Democrat, Socialist -- there are plenty of options. But Republicans keep winning on two petty issues: They're "against" abortion and for "lowering" taxes.

So, as long as as a Repug claims they're against abortion and for lowering taxes (on the upper 10% of income-earners, which 90% of their voters will NEVER be), they can get away with accepting illegal campaign contributions, having affairs on their wives with big-breasted bimbos, sending dirty letters to children, having sexual relationships with Priests, torturing their fellow humans, bombing innocent civilians and letting the homeless die in the streets.

For starters.

Republicans are like appetizers of cruelty, depravity and abuse.

Republicans are fuckers.

Republicans are stupid losers elected by even more moronic voters without a clue.

And Republicans are rapidly destroying the U.S. and the world, thanks to a retarded electorate.

All Republicans care about is torturing folks, turning space into a warzone, polluting the environment and having gay sex with kids. And you vote for them why?  Seriously.  I want to know. 

If you vote Republican this November, you are as bad as they are. You ARE a criminal. You ARE responsible for the downfall of this earth. And, dear sir or ma'am, you can fuck right the hell off. You AREN'T worthy of the air you breath.  YOU support pedophiles, torturers and twisted killers.

If Jesus were alive today, he'd vote ANYTHING other than Republican. These GOP jerk-offs lost their way decades ago. Nothing -- I repeat NOTHING -- has changed for the better since Nixon resigned under threat of impeachment.  George W. Bush is quite possibly the worst man to ever live.  He makes Dick Nixon look like a saint.

Republicans are as far from "Patriotic" or "Democratic" as a group of freaks can get.  If you wanted to be honest about the whole thing, which I clearly do, the group of twats are far closer to Dictators.  As a matter of fact, most of them would make Hitler green with envy.

You find me a good Republican President in the 20th or 21st Century and I'll show you a lying asshole. So get out and vote. Unless you're going to vote Republican. Then just stay home and shoot your brains out.  They weren't worth much to begin with.

If you want to communicate like normal people used to do, way back in 1997, you can send me an email.  Thanks.

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