So, who the hell am I anyway?

My name is Ronald Reagen and I was born a poor, small-town farm-boy in a modest little city called Hollywood. One time, there was a big spider in our barn and, when my dad killed it, it screamed. I ran away and became the president.

Um, that was real worth it, please send me back to that "Table of Brains" thing.

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