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People that Totally |
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| The people who suck: | Why they suck: |
| Racists | Because they're ignorant |
| News Anchors | Because they smile too much |
| Politically correct people | Because they're as conservative as the conservatives |
| Conservatives | Because they're just as annoying as the politically correct |
| Bible-thumpers | Because they're hypocrites |
| Hypocrites | Because Jesus didn't like them |
| People with bigger dicks than me | Because I'm jealous |
| People in love | Because I'm jealous |
| Good looking people | Because I'm jealous |
| Rich people | Because they think I'm jealous |
| Ugly people | Because they're too jealous |
| Pretentious people | Because they remind me of my ex-girlfriend |
| People who cheat | Because they remind me of my ex-fiancée |
| People who smell bad | Because they remind me of my ex-dog |
| Sexists | Because they're just pissed they couldn't get laid |
| Feminists | Because they're whiney and full of shit |
| Jocks | Because they have square buttocks |
| Ass-kissers | Because they kiss ass |
| Teachers | Because most of them don't know how to teach |
| Preachers | Because most of them don't know how to preach |
| Vegetarians | Because they make me feel guilty |
| Meat-eaters | Because they make me feel nothing's wrong |
| People that say they don't masturbate | Because they're lying |
| People that lie | Because they don't masturbate |
| Homophobics | Because they're paranoid dorks |
| Sellouts | Because they sold out |
| People that aren't sellouts | Because they will |
| Politicians | Because their opinions are bought |
| People with opinions | Because they have something to sell |
| Doctors | Because they think they know everything |
| People that think being naked makes them "free" | Because it doesn't |
| People that think naked people are "disgusting" | Because they aren't |
| Me, when I'm naked | Because I always feel stupid |
| Me, when I'm dressed | Because I don't feel much better |
| People that say they don't watch t.v. | Because television is your friend |
| People in hemorrhoid's ads | Because they wouldn't know a hemorrhoid if it came up and bit them in the ass |
| Dentists | Because they always say "this shouldn't hurt much" |
| Tattle-tales | Because nobody likes a tattle-tale |
| Managers | Because they're all tattle-tales |
| People that say "jeez, you need to get laid" | Because only a fucking moron would think sex is the answer to all of your ills |
| People who talk on cellular phones while they're driving | Because I'm sure they could wait until they get back to the house |
| Drunk drivers | Because there's a thing called a taxi |
| Psychiatrists | Because they're just overpaid salesmen working for the drug companies |
| People with no sense of humor | Because they take everything personally |
| People in touch with their inner-child | Because they're just soooooo annoying |
| People in self-help groups | Because there's got to be SOMEBODY they could be helping that's more important than them |
| Spoiled people | Because they get everything that they want |
| abusive parents | Because they're lowlife assholes |
| People that are embarrassed to be with me in public | Because they're lowlife assholes |
| Lowlife assholes | Because . . . well, just because |
| People whose lives are consumed by sex | Because there's more important things out there, like The Brady Bunch |
| People who use tanning beds | Because skin cancer bites |
| Superficial people | Because they use tanning beds |
| Dead people | Because they can never think of anything to say |
| Wrestling fans | Because they always want you to watch wrestling with them |
| Boring people | Because they're so boring |
| Exciting people | Because they make you feel boring |
| People that think it looks cool to wear overalls | Because it just doesn't |
| People that think it looks cool to wear bell-bottoms | Because it just doesn't |
| People that think they'll get laid if they wear bikini briefs | Because they just won't |
| People that don't write back | Because it's so rude |
| People that believe the media | Because it is lying |
| Trendy people | Because they're always in style |
| Trendy people that say they're not trendy | Because they're fucking idiots |
| Fucking idiots | Because they're usually trendy |
| People that stand people up | Because they shouldn't of made plans in the first place |
| People that invite themselves along | Because they weren't invited |
| People who won't make plans | Because they can't stick to anything |
| People with short-tempers | Because they might beat somebody up |
| People who won't tell you what they get paid | Because even they don't know why they're not telling |
| Macho people | Because they're full of shit |
| People who spend every free moment with their significant other | Because I have always thought the "love of your life" should add to your life, not become it |
| People who say "you have to take responsibility for your own life" | Because a lot of the time it isn't your fault |
| Pedophiles | Because Michael Jackson went out in the 80s |
| People that say they like something just because you do | Because they don't have a mind of their own |
| People that don't have a mind of their own | Because they always like everything that you do |
| Rapists | Because there just has to be a friendlier way to get laid |
| Gamblers | Because they always want to borrow money |
| Drug addicts | Because they always want to borrow money |
| People who won't borrow you money | Because sometimes I'm broke |
| People who say "I'll never do it again" and then do it again | Because they remind me of my ex-fiancée |
| People who refuse to debate | Because there's so much to argue about |
| People who are always on a diet | Because they never look any skinnier, anyway |
| Girls I wanna date that are already taken | Because I want to date them |
| People who talk during movies | Because the movie's more interesting |
| People that are offended by dirty words | Because dirty words are fucking neat-o, cocksuckers |
| Censors | Because if they don't like something, they can just look away |
| CEOs | Because they're really greedy |
| People who don't take juicy survey # 2 | Because it's fun to take |
| People who leave the toilet seat down | Because it makes it harder for a guy to pee |
| People who say "I'll get back to ya on that" and then never do | Because it leaves you hanging |
| People that ride your tail | Because if you slam on your brakes, it might damage your car |
| People that don't drive the speed limit | Because if they slam on their brakes, it might damage your car |
| People who give away the end of movies | Because it wrecks the entire film |
| People that think they sound smart calling movies "films" | Because it doesn't make you sound smart at all |
| People who brag about how much they can drink | Because, really, it's not much of an accomplishment |
| Teacher's pets | Because they're aware of it |
| People who don't think women should breast feed in public | Because I wanna watch |
| People who bud in line | Because they should wait, like everyone else |
| People at the front of the line | Because they won't let me bud |
| Telemarketers | Need I say more? |
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