This is your brain.
This is your
brain
after visiting
The Juicy Cerebellum
Any questions?
This is the
Table of
Brains '97:
Use this to guide yourself through 1997's juicy, sticky,
dripping, wet Cerebellum.
12/25/97 Santa Claus found
dead in New York apartment!
12/24/97 The Other
12 Steps. What recovering alcoholics didn't want
you to know!
12/20/97 A brand new award added to the neat-o
awards section of The
Juicy Cerebellum!
12/5/97 Entertainment
Weekly gets Juicy!
12/4/97 Stuff the right
wing religious groups missed, in their battle against Disney
cartoons.
12/1/97 All the profound
thoughts, questions, and wonderments for the mediocre month of
November!
11/22/97 The poem I wrote
instead of chapter 59, cuz I was in a bad mood.
11/21/97 Conclusive Proof
That I Really Am Jesus Christ!
11/15/97 The origin of
Super Juicy Topless Girl™!
11/14/97 All the profound
thoughts, wonderments and questions for the month of October!!!
UPDATED 11/7/97 If you've EVER been told to "act your age,"
you're gonna love the newest thought in The Juicy
Cerebellum section of THE JUICY CEREBELLUM!
11/6/97 Total losers,
and their thoughts.
11/5/97 How to become me,
in 12 easy steps.
11/4/97 The WINNER of
the "profound thought of the day" contest!
10/31/97 For billions of years, man has claimed
to see ghosts, monsters, aliens (and not just the movie), demons,
the Devil, and countless other supernatural phenomena.
Through intense research, and a driving will to find out the truth,
The Juicy Cerebellum has discovered what it is that
man is really seeing!
10/28/97 It's idiocy Vs. GREED, when Bubba interviews
some rich guy from Wal-Mart!
10/21/97 If Microsoft
were actually honest. Press release number one.
10/14/97 A very
important message from the new me.
10/4/97 Really Nutty Stuff My Schizophrenic
Friend Said, When She Was Drunk!
10/1/97 All the
profound thoughts, questions, and wonderments, for the wonderful
month of September!
9/26/97 The Juicy
Cerebellum takes on the season-premiere of Seinfeld!
9/24/97 100% Juicy Links
9/23/97 The NRA and Bubba Dorkweiner, in
association with, "Bubba's Fun With Guns,"
presents: "how too git wutever wimin yoo want, in won ez
step"
9/21/97 The side effect
list to my fancy new seizure drug
9/20/97 Remember when
Madonna posed nude? I do.
9/19/97 When HELL freezes
over!
9/16/97 Convulser's Log
9/3/97 I'll
Take Your Job, Mr. Fame and Fortune! (or why Princess Di was as
guilty as the rest of us).
9/1/97 All the
profound thoughts, wonderments and questions for the month of
August!!!
8/31/97 101
household items you can shove up your rectum!
8/28/97 A Juicy
conversation with the Lord!
UPDATED 8/17/97 Feeling down?
Suicidal? Overly Medicated? Great! The POETRY TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF WITH section of THE JUICY CEREBELLUM is for
you. I just added a brand spankin' new poem that should be
depressing enough to keep you feeling hopeless and miserable for
a good month or so.
8/14/97 33
things more irritating than world starvation!
UPDATED 8/12/97 Are you feeling unloved? Would you like
to give your life purpose? Do you want to be someone important?
It sounds like what you need is a religious cult! Why don't you
start out with Gilligan's Gate,
it may be the only cult you'll ever need!
8/11/97 The top ten
funniest things my EX-fiancée did to me.
8/10/97 the letters that
brought The Juicy Cerebellum back from the dead!
8/9/97 An interview
with me. (Fun, fun!)
8/1/97 All the profound
thoughts, questions and wonderments for the month of July!
7/24/97 Juicy
Survey # 3!
7/23/97 the final
results to Juicy survey number two
7/20/97 All my
ex-friends, on a scale of 1-10!
7/18/97 Sick of all the fighting? Still
wondering why we can't all "just get along?" You need The Juicy
Cerebellum's solution for world peace!
7/14/97 Juicy ratings
we'd like to see!
7/11/97 CENSORED BY GEOSHITTIES
7/14/97! BACK FROM THE DEAD 12/2/97, it's Tidbits of life.
7/10/97 I'm an epileptic,
he's an epileptic, she's an epileptic, read the top ten
reasons it's cool to be epileptic, and be an epileptic, too!
7/8/97 Ever find yourself wondering what's
behind those chipper voices trying to sell you magazine
subscriptions, credit card memberships, and whatever else they
can think of to market over the phone? Ever wonder what's really
going through a person's mind as they cheerily read through their
scripts, trying to earn that meager commission? Want the answer?
Click now to find out what's really going through a telemarketer's
mind.
7/7/97 So, you wanna
be a teenage redneck?
Click now to learn how!
7/4/97 How to become
the next U.S.A. in three easy steps!
7/2/97 Something to make
everyone think that I'm super nutty!
7/1/97 All the profound
thoughts, questions and wonderments for the wonderful month of
June!
6/25/97 Humanity has made great progress
throughout the years, nearly defeating racism, sexism,
homophobia, environmental pollution, stupid morons in gigantic
pickup trucks and tobacco chewing dorks in cowboy hats. Yet,
there's one area where humanity has yet to come clear on what is
right and wrong. We've been thrown by the size of a woman's
breasts, or the length of a man's penis. So, after all these
years of progress, we're still dumbfounded over that one
pertinent question, a question only The Juicy Cerebellum
can answer . . . does size really matter?
6/24/97 Alex Answers
101 Totally Stupid Questions! WARNING: A lot of these questions (and the answers to
them) are rather, um . . . "forward," so I suggest that
you don't eat for at least 12 hours prior to reading them.
6/19/97 Some people may
say The Juicy Cerebellum is too "one-sided,"
so today we're giving somebody else the chance to speak. Read
Charles Lee Conservative's article on why censorship
is good for America.
6/13/97 From plotlines to nudity levels, it's
all here, in The Juicy Cerebellum's (sort of) Tribute to Friday
the 13th