Beautiful
Vs.
Beautiful |
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| Model | McDonald's |
| Movie Star | Character Actor |
| Lots of sex | Lots of pets |
| Watches weight | Weight Watchers |
| All smiles | Braces |
| Magazine cover | Classifieds |
| Pampered | Pimples |
| Phone rings off the hook | Gets a telemarketer once in a while |
| Receives loads of love and affection | Uses loads of Vaseline |
| Nights out on the town | Nights down in the basement, working on webpage |
©1997 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved]. But, if you're really beautiful, I'm sure we could work out a trade. ;)
