Beautiful
Vs.

Model McDonald's
Movie Star Character Actor
Lots of sex Lots of pets
Watches weight Weight Watchers
All smiles Braces
Magazine cover Classifieds
Pampered Pimples
Phone rings off the hook Gets a telemarketer once in a while
Receives loads of love and affection Uses loads of Vaseline
Nights out on the town Nights down in the basement, working on webpage

1997 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved]. But, if you're really beautiful, I'm sure we could work out a trade. ;)

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