Model McDonald's
Movie Star Character Actor
Lots of sex Lots of pets
Watches weight Weight Watchers
All smiles Braces
Magazine cover Classifieds
Pampered Pimples
Phone rings off the hook Gets a telemarketer once in a while
Receives loads of love and affection Uses loads of Vaseline
Nights out on the town Nights down in the basement, working on webpage

1997 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved]. But, if you're really beautiful, I'm sure we could work out a trade. ;)

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