|Movie Star||Character Actor|
|Lots of sex||Lots of pets|
|Watches weight||Weight Watchers|
|Phone rings off the hook||Gets a telemarketer once in a while|
|Receives loads of love and affection||Uses loads of Vaseline|
|Nights out on the town||Nights down in the basement, working on webpage|
©1997 Alex Sandell [all rights reserved]. But, if you're really beautiful, I'm sure we could work out a trade. ;)
You know the routine, just click it.