The Ultimate Archive

The Ultimate Letter Archive

The "He's been numbed to the violence - that's why he doesn't know it's corrupting him" edition! (Oct. or Nov. 2003)
The Two Towers Tumble! (Sometime in February or March 2003)
Spider-Mail! (Sometime in June 2002)
The Kinky, Rotten Pervert Edition! (Sometime in late 2001 or early 2002)
Tomb Raider, Atlantis and Shrek, oh my! 6/18/01
RIP, Joey Ramone 4/18/01
Gore Goes Juicy! 11/?/00
Cerebellum Born Again! 8/16/00
The someone I just loved edition 7/20/00
MAPS get their geeky ass kicked! 1/22/00
Suddenly everyone goes and gets picky! 10/21/99
3/12/99 SPAM, SKINHEADS and POOP!
Guess what? It's more letters (1/3/99)!
Wanna see something really bloody? Head to the 7/20/98 update to the letters to the webmaster section of The Juicy Cerebellum!
It's 7/17/98 and everyone wants to eat everyone else.
Read the infamous "greatest hits" email. Plus, find out once and for all if being cynical ever gets boring! All this, and more, in the 6/12/98 update!
Three Compliments, and My Funeral. Find this, and more, in the 6/10/98 update!
The 5/9/98 update, featuring what is one of the most idiotic pieces of email The Juicy Cerebellum has ever received!
A big, gigantic update featuring "Crazy God Guy" and the "Real Texan," Stephani Land!
Have a second laugh over Bubba Dorkweiner answering "20" letters to the webmaster, without understanding 1 of them!
Read what happened on 4/8/98 when the conservative no-mind, Charles Lee Conservative, took on some Juicy letters!
A slightly smaller update featuring some nut who types all his words in CAPS!
A fun update featuring lots of people bitching about my ex, a lot more people who want to join my cult, and my answer to the question, "why so bitter, buddy?"
The oldest of the archives: featuring guides to super sex, glam bands, and 12 very brady motivational messages. Not to mention, a bunch of letters from people who probably haven't been to this page in over a year!

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