The Ultimate Letter Archive
- The "He's
been numbed to the violence - that's why he doesn't know it's corrupting him"
edition! (Oct. or Nov. 2003)
- The Two Towers
Tumble! (Sometime in February or March 2003)
(Sometime in June 2002)
- The Kinky, Rotten Pervert Edition!
(Sometime in late 2001 or early 2002)
- Tomb Raider,
Atlantis and Shrek, oh my! 6/18/01
- RIP, Joey Ramone 4/18/01
- Gore Goes Juicy! 11/?/00
Born Again! 8/16/00
- The someone I just loved edition
- MAPS get their geeky ass
- Suddenly everyone goes and gets
- 3/12/99 SPAM, SKINHEADS and POOP!
- Guess what? It's more letters (1/3/99)!
- Wanna see something really bloody? Head to the
7/20/98 update to the letters to the webmaster section of The Juicy Cerebellum!
- It's 7/17/98 and everyone wants to eat everyone
- Read the infamous "greatest hits" email.
Plus, find out once and for all if being cynical ever gets boring! All this, and more, in
the 6/12/98 update!
- Three Compliments, and My Funeral. Find this, and
more, in the 6/10/98 update!
- The 5/9/98 update, featuring what is one of the most
idiotic pieces of email The Juicy Cerebellum has ever received!
- A big, gigantic update featuring "Crazy God
Guy" and the "Real Texan," Stephani Land!
- Have a second laugh over Bubba Dorkweiner answering
"20" letters to the webmaster, without understanding 1 of them!
- Read what happened on 4/8/98 when the conservative
no-mind, Charles Lee Conservative, took on some Juicy letters!
- A slightly smaller update featuring some nut who
types all his words in CAPS!
- A fun update featuring lots of people bitching
about my ex, a lot more people who want to join my cult, and my answer to the question,
"why so bitter, buddy?"
- The oldest of the archives: featuring guides to
super sex, glam bands, and 12 very brady motivational messages. Not to mention, a bunch of
letters from people who probably haven't been to this page in over a year!
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