The Side Effect List To My Fancy New Seizure Drug
(Or, why the juicy cerebellum might start sucking for a while.)
Dizziness, drowsiness, unsteadiness, nausea and vomiting, blurred or double vision, confusion, hostility, headache, and severe water retention. Mood and behavior changes, hives, itching or skin rash, and other allergic reactions (some possibly fatal) may also occur. Chest pain, fainting, trouble breathing, continuous back-and-forth eye movements, slurred speech, depression, restlessness, nervousness, muscle rigidity, ringing or buzzing in the ears, trembling, uncontrolled body movement, hallucinations, darkening of the shit or piss, yellow eyes and skin, mouth sores, unusual bleeding or bruising, unusual tiredness and weakness, changes in urination patters, swelling of the feet or lower legs, numbness, tingling, pain or weakness in the hands or feet, and swollen glands.
And, since the drug can kill ya so easy, you have to get your blood drawn every WEEK, for the first three months, and then every month, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! ". . . Wouldn't you like to be an epileptic, too?"
What? Am I 'sposed to feel sorry for you, or somethin'? Send me back to the table of brains, freak!
Fuck geocities in the ass